Ok, it's not that simple. But you really shouldn't get one. Why not? It would be SO COOL! Right??? You could get one of your current girlfriend's name! Cause you know you're gonna be together forever and ever and ever!!! Great idea!!!

Or wait, better yet, you could get one of your favorite band. That's all good until you find out they've been lip-syncing and all the guys in the band are actually women disguised as men. Good work!

Let's see, what else can we get a tattoo of? Or wait, let's think about where we can get a tattoo on our bodies? You could get one on your neck. Hope you never want to have a good job! Cause you're probably not gonna get one! But boy, is that tattoo worth it! Get that needle ready and do it up!

This is so fun! Let's get our whole body tattooed until it's not even recognizable that we were humans to begin with! That's intelligent! Isn't it? Tattoos are so great! Cause you know, if you have a tattoo then you're cool! And you're really tough! Right???

Ok, so this is sarcastic. There are a wide variety of reasons NOT to get a tattoo. The top 3 are as follows:

- Tattoos are permanent! (Getting them removed is difficult and will leave scars.)
- Tattoos can prevent you from getting a job!
- When you're older, you may regret the tattoo but you're stuck with it!