Entertainment and Humor plays a fundamental job in stimulating human wits especially in today's tense living where every person is as busy as ever. People are so strained that they forget to chuckle and even a smallest roadblock sends them into fits of anger. In such time, when everyone is so stressed, Funny sayings can help you navigate through serious moments with a dash of zest and humor and bring smile to everyone's face. It's a great way to let people know how you feel and make them laugh at the same time. It not only makes every person glad, but also helps you forget the daily pressure of your life.

There are so many websites on internet, offered funny sayings. Here are few of my favorite funny sayings coated with humor by famous authors which I have collected from various resources. Feel free to use them when you really want to drive a message .You can also send them to your friends via SMS/Text Messages.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. ----Will Rogers

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. ---- Mae West

If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns. ----Unknown

The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

Metallic Years: Silver in your hair. Gold in your teeth. Lead in your bottom.

Another such victory and we are undone. ---Pyrrhus

Uglier than a hatfull of assholes.

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. ----Burt Bacharach

You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance. ----Edward Flaherty

There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that. ----Steve Martin

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to Heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven.

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. --- Jeff Foxworthy

My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil ----- Paul Getty

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect. ----- Oscar Wilde