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Advertising is a means to an end. We are here to ring up sales not win gongs. Trouble is, too much advertising has become adept at drawing too much attention to itself for its own sake, without being able to go that final ninety five percent of the distance, closing the deal for the product that is behind the idea.

It is argued by clients that advertising creative people have too many non-commercial preoccupations, like creative awards and funny shaped, glittering prizes. The preferred response most creative people wish for from their ad is for their peers to say, ?Gee, I wish I'd thought of that.?

Why we get paid to do what we do? Are we TV sitcom writers, to make people laugh? Are we gag writers for observational comedians, putting our finger on telling truths? Are we prose stylists, delivering beautifully written passages of literature?

What really smartpeople do is ?brand building? brand diamonds, brand signature, brand architecture, brand onion, brand hado. Say the word ?brand? often enough and everything will be okay.

I'm not saying that building the brand isn't ever the answer. What I am saying is, it isn't all the time the answer. Yetit's become a simple hastysolutionto evadethe discomfort of thinking about the ?S? word. There are great brands which can charge a premium for any product with their name attached.

How the brands got built was that the advertising sold the product in a suitableway. The brand building is the part that's highlighted. And a brand got built. Once a brand's built, you can sell the brand because it exists. Yet prior tothe product buildsthe brand, you can't sell the brand, because it doesn't exist. And it's ridiculous to sell something that doesn't exist

All agree on one thing, ?brand? is completely puzzling to the mind of man, and ?brand? is all commanding. The problem is if you replace belief for thinking, you believe your answer is always accurate in every situation, no matter what. And, of course, it isn't which is why we have so much pricey advertising failing all the time.

One problem with blindly following this course is that, handled lazily, many brand values are the same within a particular market. If all the brands in the market are selling similar brand values, who wins? It's a no-brainer because, unless you change the dynamics of the market, the market leader must succeed more from any market growth. So, given that there's generally only one brand leader in any market.

Yet if ?brand? advertising isn't infallible, what else is there? I'd like to suggest thinking for ourselves as an alternative to blind faith. The problem, as we've seen with ?brand?, is that we have a whole industry of people devoted to making what we do as complicated as possible, devoted to making it nearlyimpenetrable to any outsider.

We need to set straight the process. We need to give everyone access to it. We need a device so uncomplicated anyone can use it so that the best solution succeeds, not just the most intricate one. That's where what I call, the Binary brief comes in.

It's called ?binary? because all you do is choose between two alternatives, like the zeros and ones of binary code. Like the binary code, it's fast, and it's unambiguous. Yet the real value of the process is the rigid discipline that you need to apply to the result. You must only choose one of each pair of alternatives.

The questions are ranked in three levels: What? Who? How? That's it.

(1).What the advertising mustachieve? Should we grow the market, and (if we're number one) take the line share of the increase? Or should we go up against whoever's bigger than us, and endeavour to take a share from them?

(2).Who should we target? Can we get our present users to buy more of our product, or buy it more often? Or should we be looking to get people who've never tried it to switch to it?

(3).How do we? do it? Do we have a genuine unique Selling proposition (USP)?
Or should we be selling the brand? If so, how?

NOW is when vast army of brand-building specialists can get drawn in, because now we know what we're doing, who we're doing it to, and why. In fact it's so simple it's hardly worth bothering with century to get to this clarity of thinking?

In fact, just to point at how it works, let's hold the two cola giants against the Binary brief. Coca-Cola was obviously number one in the cola market. All they needed to do was sell cola values and they'd get the line share of any growth in the market.

Pepsi looks at Coca-Cola, sees they got successful and thinks: ?We'll do the same thing.?
You see it in every market. Numbers two and three are so hypnotized by number one that they let them make the rules for that market, and are worried to deviate.

Because you're in the same market, the brand values you are selling are commonly the same brand values that number one is selling. Therefore the market grows, and Number One takes the lineshare of that growth. It took Pepsi many decades to wake up and understand that as long as they were selling cola values, they were just doing Coke's advertising for them.

Yet what message was going to get coke drinkers to change brands? Well, selling Pepsi according to cola values hadn't worked. Why would anyone switch from Coke? They needed something differentiating. They'd needed a rationale. ?Pepsi Tastes Better? is a good place to start, if you can verify it. They had research that could.

So they went for USP: Take the Pepsi challenge. The aggressive nature of advertising (selling a product in an appropriate way) became the Pepsi brand. Now they have better advertising than they've ever had, and none of it's for Coke.

In the interim, coke was more interested in growing the market. They figured they could obtain much more growth from increasing the overall size of the market than they could from worrying about taking share from their smaller opponent.

Therefore they kept selling Cola values. The problem was everyone, everywhere had already tried coke, so how do you enlarge sales? The answer was get existing customers to drink more. So the message became ?Don't just have a Coke on your own, have one with a friend, it's much nicer to share.? ?I'd like to buy the world a Coke.?

Finally, Coke virtually built the cola market, so it could just appropriate all the market values to itself. They must do brand advertising. Therefore, against the binary brief, coca-Cola went for: market growth, current consumers, brand.

Most marketing people, clients and agencies, live in contradiction. They desire their advertising to contain all of those alternatives. They don't want to omit anything. They refuse to make those alternatives. Therefore they get made for them by the consumer. Bear in mind the old correlation of throwing six tennis balls at the consumer, and they won't catch any?

Well that's not quite true. Throw six tennis balls at the consumer and they'll probably catch one.
Yet there's a five in one chance that it won't be the one you wanted them to catch. Therefore make the decision up front, don't put your trust to fate.

If you're a creative, take a look at the brief you're working on: have they made those choices? If you're a client, take a look at at the advertising you're being shown: Is it clear from the ads what those choices are? Because if it isn't clear to you, what possible probability has the consumer got of working it out?

That is, of course, assuming that we're still doing advertising for consumers. And not just as some vague ?extension of the PR component of the brand building exercise.? Understand, there's nothing wrong with brand-building. But only when it's appropriate. My problem is that, because it's kept so vague and ephemeral, it's used to hide dreadful lot of lazy thinking.

That's why I assume we need to set straight the whole process. We don't want usual thinking and brainy words. We want brainy thinking and usual words. That's why it's time to bring the ?S? word out of the closet.

I assume we can stop being humiliatedof what we do, and pretending we're doing something else. I assume the consumers have worked out what those little films between the programmers are for. I think they know they're adverts. They just don't know: who, what or why.