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[H1146]How To Get Fired
by Oldtimer, Old
with this technique that can spark ideas into life pretty quickly, and it's fun too!

You simply think of a common phrase or colloquialism and do some quick, actually very quick, research using a good

dictionary, encyclopedia, or possibly Wikipedia on the net. Any source to track down the origin of the phrase or

the variations on the word.

Take the word 'fire'. A fairly ordinary word, but applying this technique I soon came up with the following:

Did you know that when Noah was doing his Row-Around-The-World-Athon the Ark sprang a leak? Noah, being an

inventive spirit, told one of the dogs to stick it's nose in the hole. Unfortunately the dog's nose was too small

to stop the leak. The dog, not having evolved into a bull mastiff as yet, retired chagrined. Noah had to think

about this problem further so he sat down, and as it happened he sat over the hole in the Ark. This had the effect

of well and truly stopping the leak, Noah being of rotund proportions. Using a rota system Noah and his three sons

took it in turns to quell the inrushing waters and saved the Ark from sinking. This is why, dear friends, men

stand with their backs to the fire and dogs have cold noses.

You may or may not believe that, When it comes to writing your stories there is a lot you can do with the idea of fire, apart from standing with your back to it (well the blokes anyway, the ladies are far too sensible).

You can be between two fires, there are those ego shrinking times when the fat is in one, you can be told to 'fire

away!' when you're bursting to say something, an agonizing ordeal can cause you to pass through one, you can

declare your undying passion by promising to go through one, usually with hell or water as added embellishments.

Wise sages may point out that if you would enjoy the fire you must put up with the smoke. (The wise sages never

having experienced a modern wood-burning stove.) In the same vein, some chatter over a garden fence may end with

knowing nods and the observation that there is no smoke without one, if there really is mischief brewing those

same knowing nods may warn that "there's more fire in the bedstraw, you mark my words", harking back, of

course, to when straw was used in mattresses. Today we could say, "There's more allergies in the duck feather

duvet..." Possibly.

In other situations you can hang it, you can play with it, you can raise it, and more mundanely you can watch it.
So the next time you're stuck for a story line, pick a common phrase such as "No smoke without fire" or "He set

the place on fire" meaning his charismatic personality had all onlookers agog - not that he was an arsonist,

naturally, although that's a possibility too - and work it up into a publisher pleasing item.

Just open your mind and let your imagination run riot. Run riot. Now there's thought...

1. You never told me to do that!
If you say that to your boss, you boss will not be happy with that and you will leave a bad impression in his mind. You boss may say that you are not pro active in your work and you should take the initiative to do it.

2. Hey! Don’t yell at me!
He can yell at you if he wants because he is the boss and you need him to pay you salary to feed your family. But you yell at him, he will be angry and may say that you had no EQ and he may fire you.

3. I had to go home because I am tired.
If you say this to your boss, you boss will think that you did not work hard enough and he may not give you important task for you to work on and you may have difficult time to get yourself promoted.

4. That’s not my job.
Oh! I see you have a job description, do you? No, you don’t! The only job description that worth anything is the one that you said:" Do whatever you need to do to make your boss think that without you he is stuck." Know what the person who say that will have to work at home in pajamas.

5. If you don’t give me a raise, I am quitting.
If you said that to your boss, your boss will say:" Fine you can leave now. A lot of people are queuing up for this job and they are much cheaper."

Never ever say the above to your boss or else you will be in trouble. Saying the right words at the right time to your boss is important skill to master.

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