Is your hospital full of aliens, despite new cleaning firms, Antenna waving buggies, And creepy crawly germs, Then dont waste another second, now were into election spin, Just complain, over and again, and up pops smiley smiley grin. You just have to critiscise, or mention cancellation lists, And smiley smiley grin appears, always eager to assist, He doesnt actually do much, just smiles and talks and grins, But it takes your mind off the bugs, the odd times He pops in.
Your child has only 15 A+ levels, and is learning how to write, Apparently thats a bit of a problem, to just get the balance right, But if reading too is tricky, and Oxbridge hopes looking slim, Just bang your drum, and hell soon come, savior smiley smiley grin. Hell appear with a little girl, who has four of her very own, Who all have masters arts degrees, though still barely half grown, After lecturing her elders, arguments seemingly trite and thin, Theres still the honest eyes, vote winning smile, of smiley smiley grin.
Is your car getting very wobbly, as if weak at the knees, Is it even trying to leave the road, and collide with walls and trees, It might not actually be the car, just tarmac getting rather thin, So just avoid all those potholes, and call in smiley smiley grin. And as its an election looming, He wont risk a dodgy trip by car, A helicopter will come in zooming, carrying the Great One from afar, He says some isolated craters, may even now be in our roads, Then smiley smiley grin will joke, it will only bother frogs and toads.
If youre looking for an interview, with He Who Never Says The Same, Smiley smiley grin will meet you, on any platform that you name, You just nominate a suitable assignation, & hell appear right on time, You wont as youve used the train, and Tory leaves are on the line, Amazingly, on arrival hes still there, teeth beaming bonhomie, And though your biting questions show, that effect is lost on me, He is master of the camera, and of the trained sound bite, And signals and glows and radiates, as if He is the source of light.
And beams over to law and order, onto unrehearsed live TV, Where sycophants are lined up, ID parades mainlined on glee, And surprise surprise TV eyes, smiley smiley grin soon appears, Faultless brave and magnificent, almost flawless for His years, And yes, the isolated riot, and mass muggings still abound, But according to latest figures, it all happens underground, Anyway most good honest citizens, to believe His statistic talk, Nearly all have vehicles now, and seldom ever have to walk.
What happened to my little dustbin, its now got wheels and blue, And several other containers, which say exactly what to do, They all have little lurking labels, so even the stupid can obey, And calendars to stick up, so youll know its designate bin day, Woe betide any truculent owner, putting cardboard with the grist, Thats automatic statutory fining, & slapping on the wrists, However, deface paint or hide, your beloved huge wheelie bin, Thats go to jail, dont pass go, in the land of smiley smiley grin.
Or is it a good war youre after, or an end to global strife, He can do both of these at once, and make both seem rather nice, Dont believe all that innuendo, put about by the simply evil BBC, Just believe in His little fables, just believe we are all still free, He can now cure epidemics, save whole continents with a grin, And smile at all his many critics, put under house arrest by him, Every single Royal camera shoot, rock concert or England game, Smiley smiley grin will muscle in, and make sure hes in the frame.
Are you cowering and shaking, just as timorous as a mouse, Worrying terrorists are taking up positions round your house, Do all of your neighbours look even more suspicious than before, Paranoia, or sinister strangers, when you walk your dog at four, Just calm your nerves, for they are just smiley security police, Promoting a healthy air of fear, on scary pre election streets, If you finally feel that terror, is truly pounding down your door, Smiley smiley grin will appear, and tell you good guys to vote for.
chorus.
Smiley smiley grin will save us all He is powerful strong and tough, He will carry us all onwards, He alone will be enough, His smile calms the multitudes, Double smile so sincere you swoon, And when He grins He always wins, And He always calls the tune.
epilogue.
But the smile is of a con man, Extra smiles are really smirks, That we see him yet believe in him, Can we really be such deluded jerks, So He grins a winning Cheshire grin, Stretching clear from ear to ear, And as long as He gets away with it, He will surely always be here.
He often counters with an old chestnut, Used countless times and ways before, Just throw Me out with the washing, If you really dont want Me any more, That might work well in the commons, Where whips tell weaklings where to sign, But I bet soon more than blankets, Will be hung from Britains lines.
Malcolm Pugh March 5th 2005.
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An Archduke is a rank below King but above Duke. For Americans who forget their British roots, a Duchess is the feminine of Duke and an Archduchess is the feminine of Archduke. On June 28, 1914 Austrian Archduke Franz Ferdinand and his wife Sophie were visiting the wounded at Walter Reed in Sarajevo, Austria. At 11 A.M. Gavrilo Princip shot Sophie who died instantly. Then Gavrilo Princip shot Franz in the jugular vein and he died minutes later. Doctor Joshua Perper ruled the deaths accidental.
These assassinations have gone down in history as “The shot heard round the world" because they were the trigger for World War 1. Leonard Franklin Slye was a singer and American cowboy actor who changed his name to Roy Rogers. Roy Rogers’ third wife was Dale Evans. Roy Rogers rode a golden palomino named Trigger. Dale Evans’ horse was named Buttermilk. A Triggerette is a trusted assistant on the rodeo circuit. Fanny Sunesson was the caddy and Trigerette of 3 time Masters Champion Nick Faldo. Posh Spice aka Victoria Beckham is the wife of football soccer star David Beckham, the captain of the English National Football team.
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George Bush is the former owner of the Texas Rangers. George Bush said, “I never dreamed about being President. When I was growing up I wanted to be Willie Mays." Unfortunately his father married Barbara Bush and not Diana Ross of the Supremes. The Supreme Leader of Iran Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is waiting for the two Muslim Messiahs Jesus Christ and the Mahdi to conquer the world for Islam. In order to bring on the advent of the two Muslim Messiahs Ayatollah Ali Khamenei must trigger the Apocalypse. In order for George Bush to bring on the advent of the Messiah Jesus Christ to conquer the world for Christianity, George Bush must trigger the Apocalypse, nuclear world war 3. In other words both Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and George Bush are suicide bombers and you and I are caught in the crossfire.
God helps those who help themselves. This is why Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is building nuclear bombs in Iran. His faith in the might of Allah is not absolute. He is not counting on Allah parting the Persian Gulf. Likewise the faith of George Bush in God the Father aka God of Mount Sinai aka Allah in Arabic is not absolute. He is like Jesus in the Garden of Gesthemane pleading “Father please take this cup of Chivas Regal from my hand." George Bush is wondering how God the Father aka Allah could leave him floundering in Iraq for over four years with the greatest military force in history brought to their knees by 19 guys with exacto knives.
The time has come to bring Rollie Fingers in from the bullpen to save the game for Manchester United. Nick Faldo and Posh Spice are in Tehran today at the behest of Tony Blair arranging the release of the 15 British sailors recently captured by Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. Richard Armitage recently disclosed to Robert Novak that Nick Faldo and Victoria Beckham are covert operatives of MI6. Prior to leaving, Posh Spice told Harvey Levin of tmz dot com, “The fate of life on earth depends upon the safe return of Prince Harry and the other 14 British sailors. If they are killed, George Bush and Tony Blair intend to turn Iran into a radioactive sand trap. If I have to I intend to sing, dance and perform for every Imam in the Muslim World. Nick Faldo is bringing his handheld golf gps caddie to prove to Ayatollah Ali Khamenei that Prince Harry was in Iraqi waters when he was captured and that the Iranian Navy had their yardages wrong. Unfortunately much depends upon the health of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. If his cancer is at a late stage he may want to be here for the Apocalypse and he may decide to sink the American Aircraft carriers with his Russian Sizzler missiles. In that case I will sing “Goodbye" from the Spice Girls’ “Forever" album."
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