But this article will not deal with the God issue, in all due respect. Instead let's take a look at some ways to make your penis smaller.
Smaller? Big may look awesome but small is cute. Even if you belong to the big camp, to get there, you must know where NOT to go, right?
So here are 6 ways to make your penis smaller :-
1. Put on lots of weight, especially around the abdomen and public bone area - look as fat as you can. Have you seen a fat guy with a big penis? No. The reason is that the visible part of the penis is partially hidden by folds of fats. Look fat, look small.
2. Never trim your public, in fact, make it grow - having lots of public hair can hide part of the penile shaft and make the penis look smaller. Be as hairy as you can be. Take hair tonic, apply hair growth cream, whatever. Hariy is cool, hairy is small
3. Eat lots of high cholesterol food - eating lots of high cholesterol food will clog up your arteries and block blood flow. Then what happens? Less and less blood will travel to your penis tissues, resulting in weaker and smaller erections. As the penis becomes used to small erections, its size will naturally shrink. Bingo, a smaller penis
4. Never exercise - exercising makes your heart pump harder and your blood flows stronger. Why would you want that? That will strengthen your erections and make your penis seem bigger. No, never exercise if you want to look small and cute
5. Avoid porn - and any other sexual stimulation. You don't want to arouse your poor member and make him stand up and grow. Avoid all sexual thoughts and stay small.
6. Live like a monk - this one is a bit dubious as no one as no one has really seen a monk with a small penis - or a big one for that matter. Anyway, logic tells us that living like a monk will ensure that your member stays quiet and small.
There you are, 6 ways to make your penis look smaller. You can do it if you try.
Look at it another way, these are 6 ways to lose your lover. What? You don't want to lose your lover? Then simply do the opposite.
Or if you really want to get the Holy Grail of getting bigger, try reading more on the subject of gettin bigger instead of smaller.
It's so easy to do!
Here are ten ways to lose your shirt while trading currencies.
1. Maintain Fundamental Ignorance! Or, to put it another way, ignorance of the fundamentals! If you maintain a complete lack of understanding as to what drives the markets, what news releases and government numbers affect the markets, then you will lose your shirt - guaranteed!
2. Learn on a Demo Account! Demo accounts are a great way to learn. They're also a great way to build a nice, solid sense of false security. You trade $50,000 here, $150,000 there, some trades work, some don't, and all the time you're building up your trading game, right? You suspect the data is not quite as real-time as it might be in the demo, but you don't worry about it. And the emotions of trading virtual money, handed to you on a plate, and real money that it took you three months to pull together, are pretty much the same...aren't they?
3. Get Over-Leveraged! You drop $5,000 into the market, and your broker offers to turn it into $100,000, just like that, with a few clicks of his mouse. How cool is that? Now, you can go crazy, trade in bigger lots, take bigger hits, because you're in the $100,000 league! And hey, when your original $5,000 investment is gone in a day or two, don't worry. Your broker will soon call you up with one of those nice margin calls! Then you'll have to call your bank with one of those not-so-nice pleading-for-more-money calls.
4. Have No Trading Plan! You just want to lose money, right? And lose it as rapidly and as efficiently as you can. So the last thing you want to do is figure out where your strengths are, and set them down in a coherent way, matched in with a good trading methodology that suits you and that you've back-tested. Avoid those trading plans like the plague!
5. Over-Trade! You get into the market, you get out, you make five pips. You get back in a few minutes later, you get stopped out, you give your tiny profit away. You get in again, out, in, out, shake it all about, and before you know where you are, it's 11.30 at night, your family have all gone to bed, and you're looking at another day of loses. You're on track to being shirt-free!
6. Set Tight Stop Losses! You must place stop losses on all your trades, of course. But to be certain of a total wipe-out, make sure those stop losses are as tight as you can get them to your entry point. You want your profits made in a straight line, right? So if the market starts to go up and down just a little bit, your tights stops will stop you out ' at a loss, of course!
7. Trade a Single Currency! You've got a really, really clear picture of what is about to happen with the Japanese yen, right? You know it's been over-sold, and you're going long! But will you go long against the dollar? Against the British pound? Against the euro? Details, schmeetails! The yen's going up, and you don't care against what! Bye-bye, shirt!
8. Trade Against the Trend! You've heard all that "trend is your friend" nonsense, but you're the Contrary Trader! You boldly go against the trend at every opportunity, because all trends turn eventually, right? You also make a habit of catching falling knives, and sometimes you go down to the beach for a bit of tide-turning practice.
9. Ride Those Losses! Only losers quit, right? You decided against a stop loss of any kind, went to bed, woke up the next morning to find your position is 200 pips wrong and there are three missed calls from your broker on your cell phone. Whatever you do, don't close that sucker down! It'll come right. Eventually.
10. Cut Those Profits! Your trade is flying, it's making you money (against all the odds!) and, quite frankly, it has the potential to ruin your shirt-losing plans! So just cut it short! Be brutal. There is no need to let a good trade run, any more than there is to cut out of a losing trade.
So there you have it - ten top ways to lose your shirt as a currency trader!
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