All who wander may not be LOST, but all who are LOST are, well, losing it. Why do they do it to themselves, these LOST fans? I like good TV as much as the next guy (when it actually happens), yet even if I did like LOST it wouldn't be with more than the casual interest I give shows like Greys Anatomy, or Prison Break. I look forward to my one house escape from reality and that's it; why can't LOST fans get enough?

Proof positive is this one particular LOST-addicted soul, Doc Arzt. I'm guessing that is not his real name, although I wouldn't be surprised if he'd legally changed to it by now, since it is also the name of a short lived LOST character from season one. (Remember, I said I didn't like it, not that I never watched it.)

I knew I was in for trouble when I read the title of his LOST article ?LOST is a cruel mistress?. Clearly the BDSM implications were a little descriptive of this guys relations with LOST, but clearly just the tip of the iceberg as far as poor soul is concerned. The piece is basically the inner spewing of an obsessive compulsive LOST fan who despite opening his piece with an attempt to convince us that he has a life, clearly does not.

I challenge you to read this piece. Look, I'm not the guy who cuts the power cables at house parties; but LOST simply is not edifying enough to deserve the apparent desperation that its fans exhibit over its frequent re-runs and absences. It's as if LOST is on the verge of curing cancer if it could? only? stay? on? a? little? longer.

If you're one of those LOST fans like this guy, I'm sure you just want to strangle me right now; but why not try an alternative to LOST obsession? It's called ?Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?, look it up ? it'll change your life.