If you are extremely drunk and swear you will never drink too much again, you will forget this when you are sober.
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "Government."
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." If you don't understand this, try putting up your own blog.
You'd better get all your sex here on earth because there won't be any in heaven.
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
You should not confuse your career with your life. Or, work to life not live to work ... but if you can't follow this, email me your ladies phone number and I'll keep her occupied while you are busy.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. We all need something to laugh about...
Never lick a steak knife, or a frozen metal object. But, if you are dying of curiosity, go for it and get ready for some incredible fun.
The most destructive force in the universe is gossip. Next would be women's talk shows...
You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. Even if you don't follow it, you'll be back in sync with everybody eventually.
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
I have nothing against the institution of marriage ... I'm just not ready for an institution yet.
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.
A rich man's joke is always funny.
A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails).
Always forgive your enemies. It will drive them nuts.
The trouble with being punctual is that usually, nobody is there to appreciate it.
Your friends love you anyway. But if you have none, I will be your friend for a small phenomenal fee...
Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic, and politicians run our government.
Choices are an exact science, they have a specific outcome. Our past choices have caused us to arrive where we are today. I have a simple question, where does prosperity and scarcity, lack or debt begin?
Prosperity does not begin in our budget or bank account, it begins on the inside. Choices simply reflect whether we will live in prosperity or scarcity.
Here is a tip that will absolutely transform the way you approach prosperity and abundance: The moment you make a prosperous change on the "inside" you set prosperity in motion in your life.
Prosperity loves speed and rewards action! Make the change on the inside and it will spill into your life rapidly.
There are laws that govern prosperity, they never change.
Put one law in place and you set prosperity in motion, put another in place and you "compound" it.
There are laws that govern literally everything. Example: Weight loss and health. Violate these laws and you will not like the outcome. Ever wonder why so many people fail with diets?
No change, it's that simple. Want a different result? Start by putting the laws that govern weight loss in place.
So when a person violates the laws that govern prosperity and Abundance, the outcome is certain, it will be lack and scarcity.
Think of it this way. Take an apple seed, plant it and eventually you will have a tree that is full of apples.
You can't get oranges out of an apple seed. What is on the "inside" is what you will eventually see on the outside. That's the way it is with prosperity, whatever you have on the inside will show up in your life.
So, what do you have on the "outside". Are you living paycheck to paycheck? Is there more month then money? Would a vacation cause you to crash and burn financially? Are your credit cards maxed out?
OK, that is what you have on the "inside". You can't get oranges from an apple seed.
If your ready to activate Prosperity now, here's how. Everything changed for me one day when I made a simple change on the inside. I began to see a different world, and unexplainable things began to happen.
Here is where I began. I made two simple changes.
Here are the two secrets: First, I changed "The Way" I thought about things. Sounds crazy but I had piles of bills that came in each day.
That day I began to look at these bills I once dreaded as "past blessings" that I had already spent. So I started doing this in all areas of my life. I started feeling incredible, rather then drained and hopeless all the time.
Second, I changed "What I thought" about. When I did this, it felt like I was going mach ll in prosperity mode. Again new doors opened, and life was much different.
Prosperity begins on the "inside"!
Get these two things on the inside; the way you think, and what you think, then you will activate Prosperity immediately.
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