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by Mr. Modem, Mr.

The term geekspeak refers to arcane jargon, special vocabulary, or speaking in tongues popularized by individuals immersed in computers and other fields of IT—which, coincidentally, is geekspeak for Information Technology. Most geekspeakers are blissfully oblivious and don't realize that they're speaking in digital tongues. If you happen to be at the receiving end, the experience can enlightening in an eye-glazing, put-a-bullet-in-my-head kind of way. As the great computer-using public becomes increasingly comfortable with technology, terms that may have formerly been considered geek become more familiar and may even become part of an unsuspecting individual's daily vernacular.

Geekspeak sounds like regular English that doesn't quite make sense because words so adopted can have a totally different meaning in polite, non-geek society. A “thread,” in normalspeak, for example, may refer to an errant fabric strand protruding from a sweater; in geek it refers to an online discussion about a particular topic.

With that as our predicate, let's take a look at a few terms:

Autoresponder

A computer program that automatically replies to email sent to a specific address. Autoresponders are frequently used for "vacation" or "I'm-out-of-the-office" type messages. Be careful using autoresponder messages. If you have your autoresponder configured to respond to every message received, you'll be automatically responding to every piece of spam and confirming the validity of your email address, a guaranteed recipe for even more spam.

BSOD

Short for "Blue Screen of Death," this term is light-hearted slang for the dreaded Windows General Protection Fault error message, which has been known to result in another form of BSOD -- Blubbering Sobs of Depression.

Cyberchondriacs

The number of people Googling for health-related information has more than doubled in the past year. Harris Interactive estimates that 750 million adults search the Web for health-related information an average of three times a month. That average is skewed by a small number of cyberchondriacs who search an average of 20 to 30 times each month, often accompanied by the mournful refrain, “It's a tumor. I just know it.”

Dialog Box

A small window that appears out of nowhere and forces you to make crucial-yet-uninformed decisions at inopportune moments. Dialog boxes occasionally appear that request additional information, preferences, or provide additional information in the form of error messages, and/or options.

Digital Watermark

A pattern of bits inserted into a digital image, audio or video file that identifies the file's copyright information. Unlike printed watermarks that appear on stationery, digital watermarks are designed to be invisible, or in the case of audio clips, inaudible. To view (or hear) a digital watermark, special software is required that's programmed to reveal the watermark data.

Kernel

Within the context of a computer's operating system, the kernel is the first section of the operating system to load into memory (RAM). The kernel is responsible for multiple functions, including but not limited to disk drive management, file management, and memory management. Not to be confused with The Colonel, who makes a mean batch of fried chicken.

Processor

Also known as a microprocessor, the Central Processing Unit (CPU) is responsible for handling all instructions it receives from installed hardware components and software programs. There are several manufacturers of computer processors, Intel and AMD being the industry leaders.

Root Directory

The root directory is the bottom or starting point of your PC's folder structure or hierarchy. Technically, the root directory is your C: drive, without any folders. If you think of your computer's folder or directory structure in terms of a tree, the root directory is at the base of the tree from which other folders emerge.

Target

Like its off-line counterpart, a target in computer parlance is also something that one takes aim at or is the object of some action. On the Web, a target is a Web page or file that you intend to download. When you right-click a link, a context menu appears with one option being, “Save Target As.” The target is the object to which the link connects.

Vaporware

Nonexistent software or hardware. Vaporware makes a non-appearance when a company announces a new product that never materializes. An example of vaporware would be Silicon Film's Electronic Film System, which promised to convert film cameras to digital cameras. It was supposed to make its debut in 2001, but we're still waiting.

WOMBAT

This acronym stands for "Waste Of Money, Brains And Time," and is frequently used in conjunction with hardware and software problems, glitches, viruses, hoaxes, and all the other things we have come to know and love in our digital lives. Example: "The IGMPv3 worm that infected many computers is a WOMBAT."


We know that as consumers, we are able to exercise our choices to achieve
the most enjoyable and efficient experiences possible. But whenever we are unhappy consumers, how likely are we to complain about it?

Research shows that only a small fraction of customers will inform a company of what they dislike. The majority of silent, unhappy buyers "vote with their feet" and simply don't return. Sam Walton, the late Wal Mart founder, said: "There is only one boss: the customer. And he can fire everybody in the company, from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else."

So, since buyers are unlikely to complain (unless they're very unhappy), we must be extremely careful to ensure that they don't become unhappy about anything in their experiences, or they're likely to leave without telling us why! This article (the first in a series) explains the role of consistency in boosting customer retention and satisfaction.

Inventing Your Customer "Secret Sauce"

What recipe makes any relationship with a product or service stand out deliciously from all of the others? Creating consistent customer experiences is the mantra savvy businesses have been chanting to achieve great prosperity. These companies pull out all the stops to ensure that dealing with their products, staff, and services is so consistently pleasant, buyers will want to become loyal customers.

But that's not all -- pleasantness is fast becoming the minimum experience buyers expect. The fierce competition today requires creating raving fans of customers so they cannot stop telling their colleagues, friends, and family about your products or services. This requires raising the bar even further!

What does it take to go from being a silently shunned company to one that creates raving fans?

Assembling the Filling

The success of this recipe comes from paying close attention to key ingredients. These ingredients pertain to quality, business systems, marketing/sales, customer service, and good common sense. They shape the "touch points" that influence our customers' experiences. For example:

* It's far more cost effective to keep existing customers than to find new ones. Why? Customer retention research shows that once companies have loyal customers, the cost of keeping them is just one-fifth the cost of attracting new ones. The research also shows that companies can boost results up to 100% just from increasing customer loyalty by only five percent! This means that marketing to existing customers consistently is far more cost-effective.

* It's critical not to over-promise and under-deliver. Either we can under-promise and over-deliver or over-promise and over-deliver, but, at all costs, we should strive not to under-deliver. One of the situations that will drive everyone crazy is believing that a product is supposed to be released on a certain date, and then it's not. Or hearing that a service will be rendered per an advertised guaranty, and then it's not. Credibility and trustworthiness evaporate whenever people make promises they can't keep.

Baking the Pie

Common sense tells us to find every possible way to keep our existing customers, and instead of ignoring them, we should market to them regularly. Common sense also suggests that if we consistently deliver on time or earlier, or with greater quality than promised, we will delight our customers!

It may mean telling our customers truthfully that we won't have a product ready to offer until next year (instead of next month). But any momentary disappointment our customers may feel will be relatively minor compared to the confidence they will have in us when we do release on time or earlier.

And it's nothing like the distrust and skepticism we will earn if we under-deliver by coming back repeatedly to say, "I'm sorry, we were wrong; it's really going to be next month!" in an endless stream of broken promises.

With just the preceding two principles in mind, we have a better idea of what we can do to become leaders in our industries:

* Retaining existing customers could entail asking customers, in surveys or during customer support calls, "What do you love about our products? What do you hate? What would it take to make you a raving fan of our company?" The answers will reveal what buyers value most, and any pet peeves they've been dying to unload.

* Over-delivering on promises could entail ensuring that products and services work even better than advertised, and that interactions with customer support exceed all expectations for problem resolution. Since one unhappy experience can sour all other pleasant ones, strive to ensure that the most memorable interactions -- such as the first and last in any series -- are especially positive. On a vacation, if lost luggage, forgotten belongings, or final departure activities are not handled with the utmost care, everything positive that preceded those disappointments may be erased from the vacationer's memory!

In conclusion, the recipe for positive and rewarding customer relationships includes, but is not limited to, recognizing the value of consistency in customer retention and in over-delivering on promises, both explicit and implied. These two ingredients are a few of the ways to plug the gaps that would cause buyers to "vote with their feet." Alone, they might not be quite enough to create raving fans, but without them, we won't create any loyal customers, either.
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