I'm fond to nip and see
Those plump and fattened parts
Like overstuffed silk pillows
I take the fun to heart.

At times I tempt to bite
What looks like sinful apples
Sometimes I feel my cheek against
Those cushioned velvet balls.

Now I bless you baby, biggy butts
Yours are thingies I really luuv
Master not to fart so loud
And rem'ber in life there's more to have…

.. . than having great butts!