I don't see why I should have to pay more   When I walk in to a convenience store      I don't care how bad they taste   I won't let them go to waste   Two hot dogs for 99 cents      I'm always looking for the better deal   The camera's watching to see what I steal      I don't care how bad they taste   I won't let them go to waste   Two hot dogs for 99 cents      I look up at the sign   It says two for 99   I see there's only one left   I need to talk to the chef      I use condiments because they are free   They seem to be all set up just for me      I don't care how bad they taste   I won't let them go to waste   Two hot dogs for 99 cents