I had this bitch you see   She made lies to me   Her deceit ah, it gave me a chill   But I found out now   That baby, that baby ice dog      She said we would wed   In Mongolian country   Lilies shoot free   But she was a-stoning me   In the mountains, no   Her intent it was all too clear   All too clear      It was quite a sin   How the ice caved in   I was numb   I could not assist   Baby ice went down   To the cold, cold, cold ground   I said “Baby…that’s the breaks”      Turn me ’round like a broke down hound now   Crossing me once too often   Now she’s bound for a lower station   She crossing me once too often      Hey baby, don’t cross me, baby   I’m bad      And now the ladies all fear this Mongolian man   With ice down his face   You know I get involved   In unnatural acts   With the aid of my cold, cold stare      They’d like to make it   With my big black dog   But they just don’t know how to ask   You know they’d like to try   Anything that comes into their minds      Ahh, Freeze on now, baby      Freeze on, freeze on, freeze on bone to bone   Freeze on, freeze on, freeze on   Freeze on freeze on freeze on freeze on freeze on bone   Freeze on freeze on freeze on freeze on freeze on