Attention fantasy football league commissioners, fantasy football league managers, fantasy football league flim-flammers and fantasy football managers still hell bent on figuring out the Denver running back situation. Everything you've been lead to believe is just a hologram cause I've got the rumble on the Denver running back situation. Hey, wet blankets aren't allowed in the gin mills I keep tally in, so fill that low ball to the brim with diamonds and bathe them in scotch; this is the official online fantasy football management mock draft for the contraption machine and lame fantasy football league draft parties where you're the only one bent.
Round 3-
21. Antonio Gates, TE, San Diego Chargers- After insulting the host, draft this whippersnapper and moon the crowd. Get them thinking your crazy, lending to the underestimation strategy I discussed last week. Gates will mess with all those sober prom-trotters at your draft party.
22. Marvin Harrison, WR, Indianapolis Colts- Harrison still brings coffee to the table although this old waitress isn't getting by on looks anymore to get his tips, now he has to actually talk to the customer.
23. Willis McGahee, RB, Buffalo Bills- Where am I? Buffalo. Who? This lollygagger had better get a wiggle on and figure out how to get into the end zone. His shenanigans and killjoy tendencies have had me worked up into such lather on certain Sundays that I've tried shaving my own tongue.
24. Domanick Davis, RB, Houston Texans- I'm sick of these fragile running backs waltzing into the fantasy football season like they're the bees knees. Listen pally, play sixteen games and write something sappy in a card; Mothers Day is coming up.
25. Randy Moss, WR, Oakland Raiders- My old friend and floor flusher Randy Moss. As much as I'd like to endorse this fine young man, I need to see him play sixteen games straight.
26. Willie Parker, RB, Pittsburgh Steelers- Parker is the high pillow in Pittsburgh, which means big things for this young whippersnapper. Fantasy football league managers heading into a keeper draft, take note: Fast Willie's getaway sticks are always in full gear. I think he just passed me on the freeway.
27. Torry Holt, WR, Los Angeles Rams- Torry Holt is like an old friend. The type that buys you drinks, pats your back, picks you up off the floor, puts you back on your barstool, picks up your hat, dusts it off and puts it back on your head.
28. Hines Ward, WR, Pittsburgh Steelers- Hines Ward is like an old girlfriend. He haunts your dreams. He shows up on television in replays of celebratory poses from big moments in time, Rita Hayworth . . .
29. Santana Moss, WR, Washington Redskins- What the hell happened? O.k. Where am I? Moss. Small guy. Speaking of tiny, when playing risk, the key continent is most often the tiny Australia.
30. Tatum Bell, RB, Denver Broncos- HERE'S THE SCOOP: That alien Mike Shanahan is so paranoid that the public is going to see which running back is playing with the first team that he has his running backs practicing at an undisclosed location with hologram football players. The running backs you see at Denver's training camps are fakes.
Round 4
31. Reuben Droughns, RB, Cleveland Browns- This occasional lollygagger had plenty of yard sales last year but don't bite when he offers you lemonade and winks at the same time because he isn't spiking your drink, he just has something in his eye.
32. Julius Jones, RB, Dallas Cowboys- Just looking at this should be floor flushers name drives me to drink.
33. Brian Westbrook, RB, Philadelphia Eagles- What the hell is wrong with all of these ridiculously over dressed fantasy football stars showing up in their finest suits at the grocer? I don't buy any of their flashy glad rags as their only trying to divert our attention for they are not who they appear to be.
34. Reggie Wayne, WR, Indianapolis Colts- Be sure to be mixing a drink when you draft Wayne. Slowly turn your head and lock eyes with the competition and say ?Reggie,? slam your cocktail, ?Wayne,? mix another cocktail, and look back at the room that has presumably moved on and continue, in a reckless and loud tone, ?wide receiver, Indianapolis Colts.? This will get them looking at you askance. Tell the draft party to chase itself.
35. Kevin Jones, RB, Detroit Lions- This hayburner couldn't get out of his own house even if he lived on a beach in Mexico in a hut with no door. Send this Detroit runner to the bar and tell him to order some coconut drinks but don't forget the scotch for me.
36. Jeremy Shockey, TE, New York Giants- Shockey is of the opinion that he is the man among men's man manliness. Huh? I don't know. He's a hell of a tight end but this diva can't help but cast a kitten.
37. Chris Chambers, WR, Miami Dolphins- Here's a floor flusher that actually delivers the goods. Not exactly mentioned with the top-flight receivers, this Miama footballer can ankle with the best of em?.
38. Jake Delhomme, QB, Carolina Panthers- Mazuma! When drafting this humdinger you'll want to show the middle finger to the people at your fantasy football league's draft party. After which, immediately step out for a stick and don't come back for twenty minutes. This will confuse everyone.
39. Plaxico Burress, WR, New York Giants- Holy Hannah Rose! My love/hate relationship with this full-time lollygagger, part-time whippersnapper is well documented. For a five game stretch you're going to be yelling attaboy! at everyone you see, the next five games you're going to be heedlessly trying to punch the mailman.
40. Eli Manning, QB, New York Giants- Manning has to exert way too much energy dealing with his diva pass-catchers. If it all comes together, the train ride could be picturesque, Shockey and Burress in their dresses, Manning and Barber in their suits.
Coming Soon . . . rounds 5 and 6.
3 4 Compression Fitting
All these prices can be assorted between a minimum and a maximum. This is justified with the position and structure of the different rooms: the widest, more comfortable rooms, with view, the quieter etc., are more expensive than the smaller, darker, and noisier of the hotels. Therefore prices varied from a minimum to a maximum for the single rooms without bathroom, for the single ones with bathroom, for the double with and without bathroom and, consequently, for the treatment of half pension and complete pension.
Besides the price also depends on who makes the reservations in the hotels if it's the client, the agency or the tour operator. The prices of the rooms, with included IVA, must be shown in all rooms. The prices of the other hotel services should be exposed in rooms commonly used. Of course, hotel clients cannot be asked amounts higher than the ones requested in the lists, or agreed during the reservations. The prices of Italian hotels are the target of criticism for many parts. Statistically they are among the highest in the world, because hotel owners have a tendency to declare extremely high maximum prices. In fact, the most diverse rates are paid, according to the season, the client, the development of the hotel market, the type of reservation. The result is that few the clients pay the published rates.And the minimum rate is sometimes a tenth of the maximum price.
Except for particular cases, the license of hotel exercise foresees the obligation of opening of local throughout the year, excluding a period of vacations that should be agreed with the municipal authorities and stated to Public Security authorities. Only in towns that are temporary tourist destinations can be given licenses that foresee the opening for certain periods in the year. Opening schedules during the day are set by the Public Security authority, in accordance with the Mayor. The exercise license can be suspended to a hotel that has closes for more than eight days without giving word to the Public Security authority.
Hotel contract and hotel reservation
The hotel contract following the hotel reservation, is the one specified between the hotel owner and the client. The obligations the hotel assumes with this contract are:
- the lodging supply and food to the client and the benefit of all services foreseen by the structure of the hotel (bar, television, telephone, alarm clock, laundry etc.),
- the responsibility towards people:
- a doctor should be called if they get sick
- should verify they don't have infectious illnesses
- should make the obligatory authentication in the event of death
- it's responsible with the parents and midwife for the accusations of birth
- should reimburse those who suffer damages for their responsibility (for example anyone who falls on the stairways that haven't had an appropriate maintenance);
- the responsibility with things on behalf of the clients, according to what's foreseen by the articles of the civil code.
The client's obligations (booked)
- the payment of the preset price or foreseen in the lists and arranged at the moment of the hotel reservation;
- the respect of the times of arrival and departure foreseen by the contract and of the reservation of the hotel; with this purpose it's stressed that, except other agreements, the room that has been booked, is occupied between 18.00 in the day of arrival and vacant before 14.00 in the day of departure;
- the care of the local in which the client is lodged, keep their integrity;
- the prohibition of developing in the hotel room any activity, particularly those dangerous or annoying, like ironing, cooking in the hotel, to make noise, etc..
The hotel contract is not a contract-type, in other words it's not expressly regulated by the civil code. This fact sometimes leaves space to differentiated interpretations, especially those that have to do with the reservation of the hotel. Among the most common unfulfilments on behalf of clients are the following:
- the client's non arrival who had already made the reservation of the hotel. The hotel owner protects himself making advance payment as guarantee, if the client regularly uses the services, it also works as an advance payment of the final bill, if the client doesn't use the reserved services, it's then retained as compensation by the hotel;
- the client's delayed arrival or premature departure which forces the hotel owner to lose the possibility to dedicate the rooms to other clients that had been reserved;
- the not payment of the bill on behalf of the client. In this case the hotel owner is entitled to have the client's baggage levy for an official, as a guarantee of his credit.
The hotel owner's most common unfulfilment is given when the client who has made the reservation of the hotel, doesn't find it free as agreed. In this case the client who has given a guarantee is entitled to a compensation that comes up to double this guarantee.
Hotel booking and types of hotel contracts
To illustrate this topic we refer, as an example, to an "International Hotel Convention regarding contracts among hotel owners and travel agents", convention carried out between the A.I.H. and the F.U.A.A.V. some years ago.
a) Each hotel contract should be preceded of applications of hotel booking on behalf of the travel agent and directed to the hotel owner.
b) Each unwritten hotel reservations application will be confirmed by means of a written document (letter, telegram, telex, electronic, etc.).
c) Each application hotel booking should specify the benefits offered. The cost of these may be mentioned in the same document. In this case the payment will be guaranteed only by the travel agent until he gets knowledge of the amount mentioned.
Acceptance of hotel reservations applications on behalf of the hotel owner
a) The hotel contract won't be definitive until the acceptance of the hotel booking on behalf of the hotel owner, made according to dispositions of art.
11 a).
b) Such an acceptance of the hotel reservations will consist on a written document (letter, telegram, telex, electronic, etc.) specifically referring to the application and mentioning the price of the ordered services.
c) This confirmation of the hotel booking should take place immediately or, at least, three days after receiving the application on behalf of the hotel owner.
d) Where the travel agent demands a telegraphic reply, he should use the form of "paid reply".
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