I've found that there's a gap in the set of self-help and how-to books available. Sure, there are books to improve your outlook, and boost your self-esteem. If you want to learn to cook, or start a business, or patent your idea for self-buttering waffles, there are books to help you. And if you happen to be a dummy -- well, there are entire shelves at the local Barnes and Nobles devoted to you. Dummies can learn about using computers, and performing home colonoscopies, and operating complicated voting machinery, among others. But there aren't any books to help you cope with actually being a dummy. Until now. And that's where I've stepped in to fill the void, with a set of suggestions I'm calling 'How to Survive as an Idiot'.
You may wonder what qualifications I have for handing out such advice. Fair enough. Let me put it to you this way -- I go for the service plans when I buy appliances. I leave myself notes in one pants pocket to remind me that my keys are in the other pocket. And I play the lottery every chance I get. Clearly, I'm an idiot. Meanwhile, I'm thirty-five years old, which means that I've managed to survive an awfully long time without any discernable mental capacity. Statistically, I should have driven off a cliff or impaled my spleen with a nail gun a long time ago. Since I haven't, I've decided to share my survival techniques with the rest of the world's idiots. Here are a few excerpts:
Pay Attention to Signs
Now, I know this is difficult. As idiots, we have the attention span of a lobotomized cricket. But signs are generally very helpful, and can help us to avoid many sticky situations. Take the sign that's often hanging near roller coasters: 'Keep Hands and Feet Inside Car at All Times'. That's a particularly useful one, and has personally saved me several fingers and toes over the years. Also, a word to the not-so-wise: it's best to keep your head inside the car, too. I leaned too far left once, and couldn't taste 'salty' for a week. True story.
Paint Your Car Like a Taxi Cab
Let me be very clear on this point -- I'm not suggesting that you actually pick up passengers and drive them through the city, looking for their destinations. If you're reading this guide, then you're likely an idiot. There's a very good chance that you shouldn't be operating heavy machinery like a car. Or for that matter, the cigarette lighter. And heaven forbid you should invite innocent civilians into your deathmobile; those poor people never did anything to you. However, if your car is painted like a cab, then you have free license to drive like an idiot. Running red lights, jumping curbs, cutting through the daycare playground -- it's all expected from your local cabbies. Take advantage, and get that paint job done. It comes with a free pine-scented air freshener, too. Those make for a nice snack.
Don't Learn New Words
I understand that you want to better yourself. It's not easy being an idiot; the temptation is always there to hoist yourself by your own petard, up and out of the moronic muck. I know. I've been there myself. I even went so far as to learn the word 'petard' -- and that's three weeks of my life I'll never have back. I still don't know what it means, or how to pronounce it. Is it 'PEE-tard', or 'PUH-tard'? 'PUTT-hard'? I have no idea. I just know that we all have one, apparently, and that you're only allowed to hoist your own. And if you hoist it more than twice, then you're just playing with it. Pretty useless knowledge, really. Let this be a lesson to you all.
Never Invest Your Money
Clearly, wise investment is a good idea. The gradual accrual of interest and earnings over time is far preferable to blowing your cash on idiot staples like scratch tickets, box wine, and bad hairpieces. But the key word is 'wise'; as idiots, we have about as much chance of picking a skyrocketing stock as winning a Nobel Prize. Why throw our money down the toilet on 'investments' like Alaskan ice cube makers or Michael Jackson-brand baby monitors, when we can enjoy our time spending ourselves sillier? Either way, the money's gone. No need to bring a financial consultant into the equation; that'll only cost you more.
Hopefully, these tips will come in handy for those among us who require such advice. The unfortunate thing, of course, is that many of the people who would benefit most can't read in the first place. Or navigate a mouse and keyboard to find this piece online. But I have hope for my brainless brethren, anyway. And why not -- I don't know any better. After all, I'm an idiot.
Good News For Me
With the rise in both the popularity of voice recognition (VR) software as well as outsourcing of transcription work overseas, the professional forecast can seem a bit gloomy for the average work-from-home medical transcriptionist these days. As a veteran MT with eighteen years experience, I can tell you that I have, indeed, lost accounts to VR. I can only wonder if any of the clients I couldn't hold onto were lured by outsourcing. However, I would hardly conclude that the MT's days are numbered. In fact, I believe that with a little fine-tuning of one's personal and professional goals, today's transcriptionist can be just as busy and successful as ever.
Change Your Mindset
Anyone who works in an industry that is undergoing rapid change is likely to feel anxious. Many times this worry comes from having a scarcity mentality, thinking that there simply isn't enough work to go around. Common bothersome thoughts may include: the fear that one's job may become obsolete; concern that someone younger and less experienced may take one's job away; and not daring to raise one's fees when other options for clients might exist that appear more affordable to them.
These thoughts may lead an experienced transcriptionist to take on a client at a much lower rate than is reasonable given her level of skill. And all this stems from doubts about her value in the current marketplace. Well, I'm here to tell you that medical transcriptionists are still very much needed. The US Department of Labor estimated that 105,000 MTs were working in 2004. To some, that might appear to be a lot. But if you think about how many Americans have medical records,105,000 seems like a measly number of workers to be typing all those reports! I believe we don't have enough medical transcriptionists. So I suggest that MTs make a major switch in mindset from scarcity to plenty.
Persistence Pays Off
Because most transcription seems to be accessed through the platform of downloading audio files swiftly via the computer, it almost seems laughable that a doctor might still dictate into a tape recorder and that the MT would use a desktop transcriber as well as (gasp!)cassette tapes in order to carry out the work. Believe me, this scenario still plays out. And it is one of the more profitable accounts an MT can get, in fact. A physician who just "doesn't trust" what to him or her might be the new technology of voice recognition may very well feel more comfortable dictating reports the way he or she has always done.
I believe these are the best accounts to acquire and I happen to know that physicians do exist who dictate onto cassette tapes! Recently, the Medical Records department of a local hospital offered an excellent rate for transcription of their tapes, which were done as a back-up to the more sophisticated equipment they were using. Yes, jobs like this might include pick-up-and-delivery of the reports, but that is something that an MT can factor into the price as it is a service that few will offer.
My advice? Query the Medical Records department of regional hospitals as well as individual physicians and see if they are interested in your services. This is where it is essential to have a superbly-written sales letter as well as excellent people skills when you meet the department director or physician. Persistence will pay off when you dedicate yourself to landing these types of accounts.
A Goldmine of Transcription
Sometimes MTs seem to forget all about general transcription. GT, as it's called, definitely has its advantages. Every industry has its own lingo and terminology. However, in my opinion, nothing is as difficult to learn as medicalese. And while just about every medical report seems to be a stat report, folks who transcribe more general reports routinely ask for higher rates when the required turnaround deems that a job is a "rush." The relaxed turnaround seems to give the transcriptionist more room to breathe, and personally, I find this type of work to be less stressful.
I am saving the best news for last: with the popularity of teleseminars, Webinars and podcasts, it seems like just about everyone has some audio that needs to be transcribed. In the last six months I've had more requests to type general than medical audio. These clients just find me. But do you want to know where to get clients who are in a field that uses a lot of transcription? Coaching! That's right. Personal and business coaches do their fair share of teleseminars and each of these needs a transcript. And with coaching deemed one of the hottest professions of the next ten years, that's indeed good news for transcriptionists.
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