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Humor is important in learning a language. Not only does it enable the student to learn new vocabulary in context but it also is a motivating force. When a student understands a joke she begins to feel like she is in the world of the new language. Puns are especially valuable because they stress meaning. We'll give a few jokes and puns as examples and hoope that they will move other teachers to use this powerful resource.



Puns

Laughing? Well, maybe not. Puns usually make people groan. They say that for a pun to be good, it has to be really bad. As a matter of fact, they are called "groaners". A pun is a little word game, playing with language. Most puns use a word that has two meanings, or use two words that sound almost the same.

Here are some puns. Use your knowledge of English, and your dictionary if necessary, to explain the pun.

Example: Why is an empty purse always the same? Because there is never any change in it. In this pun, the word "change" has two meanings: 1. coins and small bills, 2. alteration.

1. Do you know why it's easy for a hunter to find a leopard? Because a leopard is always spotted.

"to spot", verb: to see, to identify. "spotted", adjective: with spots.

2. When gambling became legal in the city, everyone agreed that the city was now a bettor place.

What we hear could be either of two words that sound the same: "better", adjective, "an improvement", therefore "an improved place". "bettor", noun, "gambler", "someone who bets", therefore entonces "a place for gamblers".

3. The principal called the young cross-eyed teacher into his office. "I'm sorry to say, Ms. Jones, we're going to have to let you go." "But why, sir? I thought I was doing a good job." "It's simple," said the principal, "you can't control your pupils.".

Of course, the word "pupil" could refer to a student or to the middle of the iris of the eye..

4. My friend Sam had decided his kitchen needed painting, and instead of hiring a professional, he decided to do it himself. In the afternoon, I went over to his house to see if he needed some help. When I arrived, I found Sam working hard painting the kitchen walls. But instead of wearing old clothes, he was wearing a leather jacket and a ski parka. I asked him why he was dressed that way on such a hot day. He brought me the paint bucket and told me to read the instructions. I did. It said, "For best results, put on two coats."

The pun is the word "coat" either another layer or paint or an article of clothing.

5. The previous pun about the extra "coat" reminds me of the dog that has a fur coat and pants.

OK, the dog has a fur coat but it doesn't have fur trousers. In this case "pants" o the way dogs breathe rapidly and noisily.

Those were puns. Now for a few jokes.

Jokes

Three Police Jokes

First Joke:

A police officer stops a woman for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replies in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

Vocabulary and Expresssions:

"in a huff": annoyed

"get your act together": get organized


Second Joke: While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3".

They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4".

"What do you think?" one asked the other.

The driver looked around carefully, then shifted into first. "Not a cop in sight. Let's take a chance!"

Vocabulary and Expresssions:

"overpass": viaduct

"rig": here truck. Any specialized tool or mechanical arrangement.

"clearance": room to pass, or "clear". "Clearance" is the noun of the verb "to clear" which means (among other meanings) de: "go through without touching"

11' 3" is the abbreviation of 11 feet 3 inches;

12' 4" is the abbreviation of 12 feet 4 inches.


Third Joke:

Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description of the missing man.

The wife said, "He is 35 years old, 6 foot 2, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."

The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 54 years old, 5 foot 6, chubby, weighs 275 pounds, is bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."

The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"

Vocabulary and Expresssions:

Hubby: popularform of "husband", spouse

distraught: stressed, very worried.

chubby: slightly fat

mean: In this context, strict, severe, even a little cruel

bald: no hair

next-door neighbor: the person who lives in the house to one side of yours

6 foot 4: six feet and 4 inches

How to keep on Learning by Laughing?

You can enter "esl puns" or "esl joke" in Google to find many sites that share our belief that puns and jokes are good ways to help learners of English.

You can also find more help for Learners of English at: http://www.goodaccent.com/accentbooks.htm
How Can Learn English
English is probably the most economically important language; there may be other languages that have more native speakers, but when it comes to global economy, English can help you a lot. Learning English can help you advance to a better future, build a company, make money, prosper and obtain a substantial income.

Learning a language is not that hard, even the kids can do it. You just have to keep on practicing and do not be too hard on yourself if you make mistakes, it can happen ? a lot. Researchers say that the number mistake English learners make is that they focus too much on grammar. Yes, grammar is important, but memorizing the rules from the book will not cut it. You have to hear right grammar being used in a conversation and learn it intuitively and unconsciously; like a child, your brain will gradually and automatically learn how to use English grammar correctly.

Put those books down. You will never learn how to speak English by just reading the rules of the language. Books contain rules on how to speak ?perfect? English. But who speak that? No one ? unless you are in a play. Native speakers speak with causal English that is full of idioms, phrasal verbs and slang. So to understand and to communicate with them effectively, you must learn to speak their language casually.

If you live in a foreign country, you may not be surrounded by a lot of English speaking speakers that you can practice on everyday. It helps to hear the language regularly to be able to speak it fluently. Learning English online will really help, because it does not matter where you are located, you can have access to their English class right at your own home.

Listening to their English MP3 also help a lot; focus on listening and be patient. Some teachers make the mistake of forcing their students to speak the language even if they are not ready ? this results to a very awkward and conscious speech. You have to take it slow, take one step at a time ? and when you are ready, you'll know. When that time comes, English will just come out of you naturally and fluently.

An MP3 for learning English is a good way to start. It is hard to find a tutor that would teach you the language one-on-one, and it is quite expensive. Though English MP3 is not free, it is however cheaper than a tutor and easy on your schedule. All MP3s are recorded by real native English speakers; not those robot-sounding automated machines that you get sometimes.

It would be like having a real conversation with your teacher ? imagine having an English speaking teacher with you 24/7 willing to let you learn their language at your own pace and time. So forget reading those big books for English; if you want to learn how to speak, go casual. The objective here is to learn how to communicate in English ? not to win the Pulitzer award.
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