There she is: that beautiful, luscious creature walking gracefully ahead of you - and you could probably walk behind her for the rest of your life if you had too. One major advice here: if you want to know how to get the girl of your dreams, then quit acting like a stalker and do something productive!



We know. We know. The one reason you have for reading this article is that she is a dream girl, and you are no dream boat - a boat maybe, (depending on the size of your waist) but certainly not one that can encourage Cupid to pluck arrows for you when the lady in question passes by. It may sound a bit absurd but becoming a Brad Pitt look-alike (and having as much income) is definitely not the only way on how to get the girl of your dreams.

Incredibly, with all the great looking guys out there, who have fatter wallets and more expensive cars, some really G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S women end up with the typical guy next door. Here are some no-brainer tips on how to get the girl of your dreams to at least notice you.

1. One way on how to get the girl of your dreams is to just stock up on courage and just approach her, gently - and not with a stalker-like attitude too. Don't plunk down a large cup of Starbucks' Banana Chocolate Smoothie on her table just because you know that she orders one every lunch time; or worse, get her that vintage lace dot top pair of stockings she's been meaning to buy (just because you overheard her on her cell phone.) This will most definitely not encourage her to be friendly towards you. In fact, you just might drive her out of town.

Start gently. Like our guy Ray. Ray, a very shy guy, always saw this leggy brunette walking past his apartment building in the morning and just before dinner (and yeah, he watched her when she went out at night.) For the next few days he would time his "encounters" with her and offer her a smile, a nod, or one of his famous "eyebrow greetings." Soon he was saying good morning to her, giving her a wave from afar and commenting about the weather. After a month of just being the "friendly guy," he just took the horse by the balls (or is that bull by the horns?) and asked her a very simple, "how are you, today?"

That opened the way for more formal introductions, and yes, they've been going out for some time now. He not only gets to buy her Starbucks' smoothies, but lacey stockings as well.

2. Another sane advice on how to get the girl of your dreams to notice you is to make yourself as physically appealing as possible. No, we are not recommending you go the whole hog and have your entire face and body surgically enhanced to look like Brad Pitt. Girls, as a rule, like to look at guys who seem as if they know the words, "shower," "deodorant" and "shave." Unless you think that being bohemian at your age is attractive, (how many girls are approaching you for dates, we wonder?) it would be best to approach (or show yourself to) your dream girl looking really nice and smelling good as well. You can look presentable in a pair of jeans and a shirt, you know.

And don't try masking smelly feet and bad breath with gallons of cologne and breath mints too! Those a definite turn offs!