America has a ton of problems, but I’ll be damned if I don’t love it here. I’m a Patriot and an American, born and raised. Instead of criticizing every move the government makes, I offer my advice. It may be “blunt" and to some “inappropriate" however it’s time to remove the gloves and get a little dirty. Let’s do it…



Immigration:

We have a serious problem here! There are no positive concepts to the border not being secure. Terrorism, inability to track unregistered people, disease and sickness, poverty, economic strain and more all create problems.

Securing the border needs to be done now. Screw all the humanitarians out there who claim we are being unconstitutional by allowing immigrants to die on the border crossing - Hello….it’s a border that these people are trying to cross illegally! Should we pave it, put a 7-11 on the route and offer free healthcare too? How do you stop illegal immigration? I’ll bet making the road a to the USA easier is not going to help. It’s time we played the game and closed the borders down. Hey Mexico - don’t like it? Too fucking bad! Create some of your own jobs and maybe all your people won’t run over to our country.

Iraq War:

Well…this seems to be a pit fall! We went, we conquered, and now we are fighting local resistance. But I’ve got an idea - Instead of prosecuting our own soldiers for crimes they may or may not have committed IN WAR, lets try blowing the shit out of Iraq. Seems to me that they just don’t get it, lets flex some muscle and kick some ass. Drop a couple hundred bombs and level the place, that will create a clean slate real quick. All we are accomplishing now is fueling more hatred within the same people and spending billions…it’s not going to change tomorrow or 20 years from now. Let’s level the area, start fresh, and bring our soldiers home - after all how many people want us there anyways?

Saddam:

Since when do dictators and terror supporters get a trial? Shoot his ass and stop spending all this money on the trial, what are we going to do find him not guilty? Yeah right…I’m sure that will happen. Kill him tomorrow and free up that cash flow to help some domestic issues.

North Korea:

These are some bold fuckers. Blatantly disregarding UN rules and launching missiles near Japan. I understand this is thin ice and we need to be careful, but hmmm…lets ponder this for a moment. Either we a) be super nice and keep asking them to negotiate and pay them to lose the nukes (which they will likely use to buy black market nukes anyways) OR we b) ante up - China, Japan, Russia….lets do this. Jump on board and kick North Korea’s ass while we have the chance. I doubt that Syria and Iran will be so enthused to challenge all the big boys. Bottom line is sooner or later North Korea is going to pick a fight, and I would be willing to bet they will have nukes.

Welfare:

Aside from the war, what’s the #1 US government expense? WELFARE! I’m curious how this came about - Hey guys, lets pay Americans’ (and non-Americans’) money to be unemployed! Yes…that’s a positive idea. Do we have poverty and the genuine needy? Absolutely, and they do need help. Do we have 450 billion dollars worth of needy people in this country? Hell no! We need a major overhaul to stop the abuse. In essence, America is being lied to and our own citizens are stealing because they can. So these same lawmakers say, I have another great idea! Lets pay non-Americans’ too! Sure, who cares if there here illegally. We can give them free medical care and services too. I mean, c’mon what kind of sense does that make? Lets make some changes and save some cash.

What pisses me off:

I used to live in Miami and a few months back we had an immigration rally. And during the news coverage they interviewed a young women who was very upset. Apparently she was an illegal immigrant and had to pull her child from school that morning to attend the protests. Hmmm…anyone see a problem with that? What the hell was your child doing in a public school (or any school for that matter) when you are an illegal immigrant? That’s a HUGE problem.

The Breakdown:

Hey Mexico! Fuck off…we don’t care about your thoughts on our immigration policy, you are in no position to speak. That’s like Cuba giving us advice on democracy.

North Korea, you think you are soooo cool. Like the bully in 7th grade tempting fate when you know we can knock you out; but we exercise restraint because we will be the ones who end up in trouble. Well that ends today. China, South Korea, Japan, and Russia…lets get together and bring down these fuckers. Yeah, I know a ground war wouldn’t work so let’s bomb the hell out of the country. A couple thousand bombs and North Korea will be a little less edgy and a hell of a lot more agreeable.

Iraq, yes we jumped into this war and we probably should have played a different role. But here is the deal, stop resisting change or else. Or else what? Or else we nuke your entire country! I mean…is it that big of a loss? Gee…we will lose a few million future terrorists - I’m thinking major rewards!

Bush and American Government, stop dicking around. I support most of your moves but we are spread a little thin. The economy is slowing and oil is priced out of this world. Lets close the borders, pull out and focus on the US. Lets get some of these internal issues resolved; welfare, education, energy crisis, and many more. I think I speak for myself and many Americans’ when I say God Bless the USA - Now lets make it even better!