Why do so
many women drive around in the oversized
SUV’s, the Tahoe, Excursion, Escalade, and
even the H2. These cars are too big for you!
Stick to the small to medium size vehicles.
Don’t tell me it’s because you need a car
that seats seven because every time I see you
driving, you are by yourself. Just because
your husband bought you that overpriced,
oversized vehicle does not mean you own
the road and can talk on your phone when
you cannot even judge your turning radius
because your big Chanel sunglasses take up
your whole face. In my opinion, you are
more dangerous than New York City cab
drivers. You do not pay attention when you
drive, you certainly cannot park because you
take up two spaces at a time and you do not
pay attention to what is behind you when
you back up even though the sensor is
telling you…uh..hello??? you are going to
hit that shopping cart!! You all claim you
buy the vehicle for its safety but then you
completely ignore the safety laws when you
drive. Do you think you are protected by a
steel barrier and cannot get hurt? (Never
mind that, do you care if you hurt somebody
else out there)?
What is wrong with driving a sensible
vehicle? There should be special licensing
requirements for women to drive SUV’s
because they are clearly struggling to drive
them. These vehicles require more strength
to operate because there is more vehicle to
maneuver. I am not condemning women
drivers…not yet anyway, I am just
condemning your choice of transportation.
Not only are you already a danger on the
road in these vehicles but why do you have
to talk on the phone while you are
attempting to operate one. Can’t the gossip
wait until you get home? You do not pay
attention and you cut people off like you’re
so entitled. Like the rules of the road do not
apply to you.
Another aggravating thing about you is that
you park in undesignated parking spaces;
fire zones, handicap spots, expectant mother
parking spaces,…"Oh, I’ll just be a minute!"
In addition, you drive way too fast in those
parking lots. They are not thru streets, they
are PARKING LOTS! Actually, you drive
too fast pretty much everywhere I see you;
residential areas, mall parking structures,
freeways, school parking lots. What makes
your time more valuable than mine? What
could be so important that you cannot
adhere to the speed limits. (Your nail lady
will wait for you don’t worry).
As I said, I am not opposed to women
drivers as long as they drive sensibly, like
anyone else is expected to do. However, for
some reason when you buy these SUV’s you
leave the lot with a complimentary
lobotomy. tf(2006)