Why do so



many women drive around in the oversized

SUV’s, the Tahoe, Excursion, Escalade, and

even the H2. These cars are too big for you!

Stick to the small to medium size vehicles.

Don’t tell me it’s because you need a car

that seats seven because every time I see you

driving, you are by yourself. Just because

your husband bought you that overpriced,

oversized vehicle does not mean you own

the road and can talk on your phone when

you cannot even judge your turning radius

because your big Chanel sunglasses take up

your whole face. In my opinion, you are

more dangerous than New York City cab

drivers. You do not pay attention when you

drive, you certainly cannot park because you

take up two spaces at a time and you do not

pay attention to what is behind you when

you back up even though the sensor is

telling you…uh..hello??? you are going to

hit that shopping cart!! You all claim you

buy the vehicle for its safety but then you

completely ignore the safety laws when you

drive. Do you think you are protected by a

steel barrier and cannot get hurt? (Never

mind that, do you care if you hurt somebody

else out there)?

What is wrong with driving a sensible

vehicle? There should be special licensing

requirements for women to drive SUV’s

because they are clearly struggling to drive

them. These vehicles require more strength

to operate because there is more vehicle to

maneuver. I am not condemning women

drivers…not yet anyway, I am just

condemning your choice of transportation.

Not only are you already a danger on the

road in these vehicles but why do you have

to talk on the phone while you are

attempting to operate one. Can’t the gossip

wait until you get home? You do not pay

attention and you cut people off like you’re

so entitled. Like the rules of the road do not

apply to you.

Another aggravating thing about you is that

you park in undesignated parking spaces;

fire zones, handicap spots, expectant mother

parking spaces,…"Oh, I’ll just be a minute!"

In addition, you drive way too fast in those

parking lots. They are not thru streets, they

are PARKING LOTS! Actually, you drive

too fast pretty much everywhere I see you;

residential areas, mall parking structures,

freeways, school parking lots. What makes

your time more valuable than mine? What

could be so important that you cannot

adhere to the speed limits. (Your nail lady

will wait for you don’t worry).

As I said, I am not opposed to women

drivers as long as they drive sensibly, like

anyone else is expected to do. However, for

some reason when you buy these SUV’s you

leave the lot with a complimentary

lobotomy. tf(2006)