If the Christ child had been born in a mall instead of a manger, we would not be celebrating Christmas today. The Three Wise Men would have never found a place to park. Then again, everyone knows you won't find a wise man in a mall parking lot a week before Christmas. That trip into holiday hell is left to lesser-thinking men. Men like me.
You see, I've always been one of those "wait till Christmas Eve, then grab the first thing you see and hope they like it" kind of shopper. A last-minute-man, that's what I am. But this year was going to be different. This year I was going to shop... dare I say it... early.
I was very proud of myself at first, going shopping an entire week and a half before actually having to produce the gifts. To be totally honest, it was my wife who insisted that I venture out early this year. Never a big fan of what she calls my "desperation method of shopping," she put her foot down last year after I presented her with a "Braun Nose Hair Trimmer 2000" and a lovely set of "Elvis Presley's Love Me Tender" sheets and pillow cases. I still don't understand what she was so upset about. That nose hair trimmer does a fine job of shaving the fuzz off her sweaters and every woman wants to sleep with The King... at least that's what the label said.
Independent surveys have shown that as a last minute shopper, I am not alone. One study conducted by the South Hampton Institute of Technology's Hammond-Egger Anthropological Department concluded that:
"...the tendency to put off gift shopping until the last possible minute is exhibited primarily by the male of the species. Individual case studies, as well as a number of autopsies performed on men who were run down in mall parking lots on Christmas Eve, suggest that this penchant for postponing purchasing is caused by the same hormone that makes men hesitant to dance in public, hug their mother-in-law and admit that they thought "Terms of Endearment" was a pretty decent film. Scientifically speaking, it's a guy thing."
So there I was last Saturday afternoon, almost two weeks before the big day, cruising the mall parking lot with a thousand other idiots out to prove their wives wrong. Bumper to bumper we crept, inching up one row and down another, as if any of us actually had a prayer of finding a space that didn't require taking a cab back to the mall. They say the suicide rate rises around the holidays. I'll bet if they looked into it they would find that most of these poor souls decided to chuck it all after spending a frustrating day driving round and round the mall. It's enough to drive anyone over the edge.
For a while, I did what everyone else was doing: following pedestrians who were walking through the parking lot in hopes that they were about to vacate a space. This proved to be a fruitless plan because none of these people ever seemed to find their car. I finally figured out why: they were the "I know I parked my car around here somewhere, but danged if I know where" people. These poor saps were even worse off than those of us who couldn't find a place to park. At least we were inside our nice, warm cars. They were wandering around in the cold like extras from "The Night of the Living Dead."
Being the quick-thinking, early shopper that I am, I offered to drive one of these zombies around until we found his car if he would give me his space. It proved to be a brilliant plan. Ten minutes later I was parked and walking through the lot toward the mall, a line of cars following close behind.
I have to admit, at this point I was feeling pretty cocky about the whole situation. I had managed to nab a parking space in the same county as the mall, had managed to make it inside the mall without being mugged or run down or assaulted by one of those overzealous bell ringers, and I was going to get my shopping done a full week and a half early.
I was overcome with the spirit of Christmas. Nothing was going to ruin my mood. Nothing.
Then, I stepped into the mall and everything changed.
But that's another story!
Randy Travis Good Intentions
Think of those times you clicked on website pages to find information on a particular subject only to find gibberish. You have certainly encountered this cyber phenomenon countless times. This is content that offers you nothing new. This is content in the form of web articles that are nothing more than sales pitches designed to get you to click to a site. The sole purpose of these articles is for you to get out your credit card and make a purchase.
More often than not, these articles do not achieve their desired purpose. Why is that? It's because you saw right through them and decided you could not trust the author behind the article. You did not feel comfortable with him or her enough to click back to their website for further information on their affiliate or other products. This person's article promotion campaign failed, at least with you, but probably with a host of others as well. It failed because the article's intent was wrong. A good article, aside from quality writing, is one that has proper intent.
When it comes to article writing, for widespread article distribution, you have to get three things straight. First, you need to write your articles properly when it comes to grammar, spelling, and structure. Those are the basics of any good article. Second, the article needs to be loaded with useful information within the structure you have set for the article. Third, the article has to have the proper intent, and that intent is to "inform", not to "sell".
A good article adheres to all the accepted conventions when it comes to spelling, grammar, and structure. This means an article will not annoy a reader with spelling errors, and confusing sentences and phrases that muddle meaning. A good article will flow from an opening that describes the focus of the article, to an ending that ties everything together and inspires action. In between, will be loads of useful information that helps readers learn something new.
This information will aid them in solving problems, issues, and concerns they have. It will also help them make informed buying decisions relevant to your article topic. A good article will encourage a reader to click your link back to your website where you can further educate them and eventually sell to them.
There is one important thing in all of the above. There is one issue that oversees all of the grammar, spelling, structure, and content, and that is the intent of the article. A good article wants to "give' to a reader. A good article wants to give timely, relevant, useful information that enlightens a reader. A good article offers something new to a reader. In any article promotion campaign you want to get out articles that leave readers with the impression "This person knows what they are talking about, they understand my concerns". That kind of a response from a reader tells you your intent was right.
A poor article has a reader thinking "What a bunch of baloney, who is he or she trying to bamboozle here, with this pie-in-the-sky-rhetoric about their product?" That's because a poor article designed to "get", or to "sell" with no concern for a customer's "concerns" lessens the writer's credibility in the reader's eyes. You do not want this to be the result of your article writing efforts.
You want your readers to get to the end of your article and have a more favorable impression of you than when they began the article. This encourages those links back to your website. Here you give them more information, which may lead to a sale. The thing is you didn't perform the "hard sell". Your article had the proper intent behind it, which was to inform the reader. You know you have plenty of time to sell when you build trust with a reader, who then of their own volition links back to your website because of that trust in you.
Make sure your articles have the proper intent. Yes, a well-written article needs proper spelling, grammar, structure, and facts, figures, data, and a host of other useful information. However, the main thing your article needs is the proper intent. They need to have readers' best interests at heart, to meet whatever need's they have concerning a subject. When a reader knows your intention is to give them quality information to help them meet their needs, they will do what they intend to do to meet those needs. That is clicking back to your website where you can further help them.
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