Larry and Darlene sat proudly on their sofa. They sat with smiles, happy that they had found the answer to the only issue that was getting in the way of their happy marriage. Larry was having erectile dysfunction and the two of them found the answer. Knowing that generic Viagra and generic Cialis were excellent medications to solve what was happening, they decided to order some online.



Sitting at their computer, Larry quickly began to order generic Viagra. ?Wait!? yelled Darlene. ?Why are you ordering the generic Viagra?? she asked, ?What about generic Cialis?? Larry looked at her for a moment and said, ?I have to order the generic Viagra, my favorite pet when I was a kid was my Lab named Victor, V is a lucky letter, so I have to go with the Viagra.?

Darlene looked at him for a moment and said, ?That makes good sense, Honey, but we need to order the generic Cialis because my middle name is Chantal, and my favorite month of the year is December, which has the letter C in it, so you must order the generic Cialis?

The two thought for a moment and then Larry agreed that Darlene was more correct than he was. ?Generic Cialis, it is!? he said with a smile. Now, the two of them sat on the sofa, waiting for the delivery. ?How long did it say?? Darlene asked. ?It said three to five days? Larry answered. ?Hmmm? Darlene thought. Then she said, ?If we are going to have to wait three to five days, perhaps I should make us some sandwiches.?

And so, Darlene got up to make food supplies and Larry went into the other room for a few minutes. As she walked back out with the food, she saw that he had supplies also. Larry walked into the living room with flash lights, a radio, some blankets and some candles. ?This is just in case the electric goes out?, he said as he pointed to the candles and flash lights. Darlene agreed that it was an excellent idea. Darlene told Larry that she decided to make about twenty sandwiches and had put them in a cooler so that when the doorbell rang, she would not need to be in the kitchen. ?You are so smart!? Larry told her.

And so the couple sat, and sat, and?sat. After three days, their supplies were getting low. They had eaten all of the sandwiches and were starving. The candles had burned down and the batteries in the flash lights were dead; as Larry played with them each night, to stay busy. Lying together on the blanket, the couple felt weak. ?I don't know if I can go on? Darlene said. ?It just might be one more day? Larry replied. So the couple lay still, listening for the slightest noise of a delivery truck coming down the street.

Several hours later, they heard the doorbell. Larry jumped up and said, ?We're saved!? He opened the door to see a delivery man standing outside and he was holding a small box. ?Are you Mr. Larry G. Studding?? the delivery man asked. Larry's smiled faded into a frown and then he sighed. ?No, I'm Larry V. Studding, you must have the wrong address? and he closed the door.

Darlene looked at him with shock. Then she jumped up. ?Honey, I'm going to run and make us more supplies real quick while we wait for our delivery!? she yelled. ?I'll run and get more candles and batteries!? Larry yelled back. And the two of them met back in the living room to wait it out.