Yes, I know what you're thinking. "Oh great, one more thing we have to deal with and men don't!" Darn straight. They sure get it easy, don't they? But here's the real question: Do you want to know how to get rid of cellulite? Of course you do. And it may be as simple as not eating certain foods.

Have you ever ignored the little voice in your head that told you that the moist chocolate cake you were about to bite into would be going straight to your hips and butt? Exactly, those are just the kind of things you want to steer clear of.

Usually, that includes things like cake, cookies, sweets, sugars, foods that are high in saturated fats, and can include other things as well. I know, I understand how horrible it is to avoid the best things in life, but hear me out, ladies... you and fatty foods simply have to part ways.

To make the transition a little easier when you're learning how to get rid of cellulite, I have some suggestions. Just substitute those yummy foods with other sinfully delightful vices. Take hot bubble baths, get a younger man, or get a rich man who can buy you diamonds, clothes, and a new car.

But here's the real challenge! We also have to work out. Cardio, aerobics and other workouts will shrink our fat cells and this is great for minimizing the appearance of cellulite.

Are you scared yet? Well, good news, I have some wonderful therapy for you! It's something you already love to do: Shoe shopping. Come on, ladies, we can do it. Now that you know how to get rid of cellulite, get out there and work that butt off.