Remember that song? It's a sentiment that most of us feel at certain points in our lives, women as well, because of the things we see. How can some people afford taking the shortcut? What makes them different from the rest of the human population? How is it that they're able to use a fast seduction routine on their dates and still emerge pleasantly satisfied?

REQUIREMENTS OF A FAST SEDUCTION ROUTINE

If you wish to know the secrets of master seducers in this planet, beware because the truth might be something you don't want to hear:

BEAUTY IS INDEED IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER.

If the object of your affection doesn't like the way you look, you therefore need to exert more effort in planning your seduction routine. Chick magnets on the other hand are blessed in the seduction arena: all they need to do is show their beautiful faces and that's it, a one-step no-effort seduction, and with success guaranteed to boot! Incredible, isn't it?

SEXINESS IS ENOUGH.

Now, if you're not good-looking, there's still a chance for you to have the privilege of a successful fast seduction routine...if you have a great figure, that is. For women, that means Barbie dimensions: a huge chest, tiny waist, and toned shapely thighs. Oh, and no big feet please! For men, it has to be a sculptured and perfectly proportional torso. Hair on chest is dependent on your date's preferences.

A PERFECT OUTER SHELL

Now, let's just say that you're unlucky enough not to be born a Monday's child blessed with fairness of face and figure. That's just too bad...but hey, there's still hope for you to have an easy life when it comes to seducing the opposite sex...if you have sartorial talents that is. In other words, if you're gifted with great fashion sense, the right clothes may be more than enough to make you better looking than you really are. What's even better, fashion sense doesn't have to be inborn: it's something you can learn with a little patience and money.

A GREAT REPUTATION WHEN IT COMES TO SATISFYING WOMEN

It doesn't matter how you do it, what's important is that you're able to deliver, and that you deliver well. Once your reputation's on fire and rumor about your prowess in the bedroom hits the grapevine, expect women to start knocking on your door. In fact, you don't even have to start any seduction routine. All you have to do is choose from the queue of girls waiting to take you out. Again, there's good news about this: bedroom skills are something that you learn and not born with.

BE THE OBJECT OF PITY

Nothing makes women more vulnerable than a man licking his wounds. It's a dastardly seduction method to pretend you're hurt just to seduce a woman but nobody can say that it's ineffective. If you're truly desperate, maybe you could try it.

BE THE ULTIMATE GENTLEMAN

Opening doors, pulling out chairs, walking at the outer side to protect your woman, guiding her with your hand at the small of her back...nothing is more seductive than the resurrection of chivalry and courtesy for most women. Be careful on whom you use this however because it simply doesn't work for other types of women.

Lastly, if none of those are applicable or possible for you, there's one thing that will ensure you an easy time during seduction, and that's having loads and loads of money. Almost everyone has a price nowadays...the question is, are you willing to pay that price in exchange of a fast seduction routine?