If you're a regular jet-setter like myself, I'm sure you'll agree that one of the greatest perks is that you get to stay at luxurious, upscale hotels where you get preferential treatment and cocktails galore! But I have to admit, hob-knobbing with rich socialites, showing up to Red Carpet events and texting every celeb I know on my T-Mobile Sidekick 3 can get pretty monotonous. That's why after a hard week of partying I say there's really no place like home, and my home has to be just as glamorous as the hotels I've been slumming around in.

It's true that they say clothes make the man, but so does his home. Take for instance, my bedroom furniture. I'm the ultimate fan of low-profile platform beds; not only are they easy to fall into after an exhausting day of shopping on Melrose Ave., they're uber contemporary, just like me. Plus, it's made from sustainably harvested hardwood - hey, I care about the environment too, y'know. And with its matching low-profile dressers and nightstands, 100% Egyptian cotton with 1500 thread count linens and pillowcases dyed in Swan Song Blue, my bedroom five-ups any four-star hotel suite!

Oh, and I HAVE to tell you about my lush living room. It's fabulous - all my couches and loveseats feature plush cushions with thick welting along the edges so that my cushions won't lose their shape and firmness. These "nap couches" as I like to call them are PERFECT for crashing into after spending four hours at the salon getting multi-dimensional highlights. Ooh, ooh, ooh, you wanna know what else is so fetch about my living room? My cocktail table - it MATCHES my platform bed! Don't think I had it specially made or anything honey, it's part of the same collection!

So there you have it folks, even full-time jet-setters need a place to call home - just as long as home makes any fancy hotel look bang-up at best.