In the January issue of Glamour magazine, in an article titled "What to eat to stay slim," two slices of Domino's 12" classic hand-tossed Vegi Pizza Feast and a side salad were named as a healthy meal choice. Women's Health magazine and Men's Health magazine also recognized Domino's pizza as an option for a healthy diet. Even Weight Watcher's okays some Domino's Pizzas.

"The beauty of pizza is that it can be as healthy or indulgent as you want it, and the consumer is in the driver's seat," said Tim McIntyre, Domino's vice president of communications. "If losing weight is on your wish list for 2007, you don't have to sacrifice your slice of Domino's pizza for your waistline."

Of course, your pizza will be light on the cheese, trans-fat-free, thin crust, dipping-sauce-free, and vegetarian to be in the realm of nutrition. And not to mention you can only eat up to two pieces for it to be ?healthy.? Who eats only 1 or 2 pieces of pizza in one sitting? Let's call this one the Grasping-At-Straws Diet.