If you're planning your St. Paddy's day feast of corn beef, cabbage and green beer, this enormous gourmet fortune cookie treat will fit right in. First, it will make a festive statement on your holiday table. Weighing in at one full pound, and almost as big as the pot the cabbage will be cooking in, it's not just remarkable for its size (although, really, its size is quite remarkable!). It makes a stunning visual impact, too.

Big enough to be placed on a platter of its own, it is not only dipped in delicious milk chocolate, but it's actually covered in tiny green candy shamrocks. It's not only the biggest fortune cookie you've ever seen, it's the greenest fortune cookie you've ever seen! ( http://sn.im/1giant-fortune-cookies ) And it's bound to bring mounds of good luck to all who lay eyes on it. So just think of the good luck it will bring to those who feast on it!

And since the Irish are known for their gift of storytelling (among other things) think of the stories that will be passed down from this generation to the next as a result of celebrating this St. Paddy's day with a giant green fortune cookie. Whatever happens on this particular St. Patrick's Day will forever after be known in your family and circle of friends as the St. Paddy's day of the Great Green Fortune Cookie ( http://sn.im/1giant-fortune-cookies ).

Just think of it. Children born on this day will have extra measures of good fortune throughout their lives. Men and women who get married on this day will have extra blessings on their union. People who start businesses on this day will prosper beyond their wildest dreams. And all because of the spectacular presence of the Great Green Fortune Cookie!

Of course, you may think this is all a bunch of Blarney. And you'd be quite right! Blarney is as Irish as the gift of gab, or storytelling. In fact, "kissing the Blarney Stone" is an ancient Irish tradition that is supposed to confer the gift of storytelling.

And this just proves the powers of the Great Green Fortune Cookie ( http://sn.im/1giant-fortune-cookies ). People really will be talking about it, gabbing about it, telling stories about it for years to come, because they're surprised, delighted, amused and entertained. A delicious green giant fortune cookie fits right in with the spirit of St. Paddy's day parties.

And when it comes to writing the custom "fortune", there are scores of Irish poets, authors and singers to consult for inspiration, from James Joyce to Dylan Thomas to Bono. When the time comes to crack open the Great Green Fortune Cookie, whose words will surprise and delight the partygoers? Will you choose a literary great, a pop singer or an amusing limerick to keep everyone laughing?