A loving couple decided to form a young couple, but none of them shared with anyone before. Both husband and wife have some terrible probles.

The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. "Father," he said, "I am very afraid of my marriege. I love my baby, very much, but you see, I have terribly smelly feet, and I'm afraid that my future wife will be put off by them." "Hey, don't worry," said dad, "all you have to do is wash your feet as often as possible, and always wear socks, even to bed." Well, to him this seemed a workable solution.

The bride-to-be, overcoming her fear, decided to take her problem up her mom. "Mom," she said, "When I wake up in the morning my breath is truly awful." "Honey," her mother consoled, "everyone has bad breath in the morning." "No, you don't understand. My morning breath is so bad, I'm afraid that my new husband will not want to sleep in the same room with me.

Her mum said simply, "Try this. In the morning, get unembellished out of bed, and head for the bathroom and brush your teeth. The key is, not to say a chit-chat until you've brushed your teeth. Not a name," her mother affirmed. Adeptly, she thought it was certainly worth a try.

The loving couple were finally married in a beautiful ceremony. Not forgetting the advice each had received, he with his perpetual socks and she with her morning silence, they managed quite well. That is, until about six months later. Shortly before dawn, the husband wakes with a start to find that one of his socks had come off.

Horrifying of the consequences, he frantically searches the bed. This, of way, woke his bride and without idea, she immediately asks, "What on turf are you doing?" "Oh, no!" he gasped in startle, "You've swallowed my sock!