Here are a few of my favorite chocolate quotes that you can use in Easter egreetings, postal greetings and invitations, etc. -- or just to enjoy:
1. "Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces " ~ Judith Viorst
2. "Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate." ~ John Milton
3."Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies." ~ John Q. Tullius
4. "Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate." ~ Charles M. Schultz
5."Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate!" ~ Author Unknown
6 "Once in a while I say, 'Go for it' and I eat chocolate." ~ Claudia Schiffer
7. "Chocolate makes everyone smile - even bankers." ~ Chocolatier Benneville Strohecker
8."Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing." ~ Milton Snavely Hershey
9. "There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who love chocolate, and communists." ~ Leslie Moak Murray in ?Murray's Law' comic strip
10. "Any sane person loves chocolate." ~ Writer Bob Greene
11. "Other things are just food. But chocolate's chocolate." ~ Writer Patrick Skene Catling
12. "Stress wouldn't be so hard to take if it were chocolate covered." ~ Anonymous
13. "Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment." ~ Anonymous
14. "Chocolate: Here today...Gone today!" ~ Anonymous
15. "Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays." ~ Anonymous
16. "There's more to life than chocolate, but not right now." ~ Anonymous
17. "If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?" ~ Marquise de S'vign? (French writer and lady of fashion)
18. "Chocolate: the poor mans' champagne." ~ Daniel Worona
19. "The greatest tragedies were written by the Greek Sophocles and English Shakespeare. Neither knew chocolate." ~ Sandra Boynton
20. "Life without chocolate is life lacking something important." ~ Writers Marcia Colman Morton & Frederic Morton
21. "Nothing is more romantic than chocolate." ~ Ted, Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
22. "My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." ~ Dave Barry
I hope these chocolate quotes made you smile. Happy Easter!
