There are so many 'gurus' now for all topics including relationships. Whether you are reading the paper, watching TV, even listening to the radio, you will get advice thrown at you all day long about how to make your relationship work. Most of the advice though destroys relationships. Did you know the US has one of the highest divorce rates in the world? It is estimated that around half of all first time marriages end in divorce, that number increases with a second or third marriage.

In this article, instead of focusing on how to make a relationship work, we are going to look at how to make one fail. There are three easy to follow steps involved, and each one will lead you closer to disaster. But there is hope! By understanding how to make a relationship fail, you can also avoid it, and perhaps, you may one day be the person everyone goes to for relationship advice.

Step #1:

Go back every night and make sure you do the exact same things, over and over. Fall into a routine, and never change it up. It's easy to do. All you really have to remember is to take your partner for granted. Just assume that he or she is lucky to be with you, and you don't have to do anything special.

The first step may take a few months to kick in, but you have loads of time. Just suck the romance and spark right out of the relationship, and then move directly to step 2.

Step #2:

Do fun things...but exclude your significant other. Make it obvious your partner takes a backseat to your friends. Of course you will do something with your partner, unless you get a better offer.

If your partner decides to take your time up by having a birthday on a night you go out, then make sure you go out with your friends. You will more than likely have a better time with them, than getting all 'smoochy' with your partner by candlelight, right? Remark on every hot guy or girl that passes by you in his or her presence. Dribble and drool as well for extra effect.

Make your partner feel unappreciated, worthless and insignificant, then step seamlessly into step 3.

Step #3:

You've made it! Your once-strong relationship is now firmly on the verge of collapse. Your partner is bored and full of self-doubt. You can finally feel good about lying or having an affair. After all, it's all about you.

Make telling lies a habit. If he or she is nagging you about not spending enough time with them, just make an excuse. Make up some story about working late on some big project when really you are out with someone hot from the office you know they are insanely jealous about. Once he or she finds out what you're really doing, it's sure to end your relationship.

Not to worry. It's not like you put a whole lot of time and effort into making your relationship work anyways.

The End

If you're looking to end a relationship fast, follow these simple steps. It's as easy as 1,2,3!