Few books have rocked the publishing world like Rush Limbaugh's "The Way Things Ought To Be" (which he wrote by utilizing "talent on loan from God".) This book, along with author's daily radio program, literally launched a revolution - touching everything from the composition of Congress in 1994 to the resurrection of AM talk radio. Unlike his second book, "See, I Told You So", which deals in great part with the infant Clinton administration and the current events of the early 1990's, "The Way Things Ought To Be" is just what its title suggests - a point-by-point analysis of what ails America. The first four chapters of the book tackle Rush's personal road to success, the birth of his nationally-syndicated radio show, and the groundswell of popular support that rose up to embrace it.
The remainder of the book deals with timeless issues such as abortion, defending the 1980's (and specifically Ronald Reagan's record), AIDS, congressional malfeasance, animal rights, radical environmentalism, multiculturalism, feminism, the homeless, and Hollywood elitists. For the most part, all of these issues are at the forefront of the national debate to this day, making "The Way Things Ought To Be" as relevant for our time as when it was first published.
Concluding his book, Rush inserts a special chapter titled "Ronald Reagan: Setting Things Straight". Here, he tells the true story of the 1980's and the Reagan presidency, one you will never hear from your friends in the mainstream media. The book ends with an optimistic look at where the nation is headed, as well as a section titled "The Limbaugh Lexicon" that acts as a dictionary for people unfamiliar with the show and its unique vocabulary. In short, the Maha Rushie (in collaboration with Bo Snerdley) writes a book certain to leave feminazis and environmentalist wackos across the Fruited Plain on the near brink of assuming room temperature as they read statements that are documented to be almost always right; 97.9 percent of the time!
If you love The Rush Limbaugh Show, this book is a treasured classic. If you've never heard the show, then this book may well be the method by which you are drawn in. So be warned... Read this book only on the condition that you're prepared to become an EIB (Excellence In Broadcasting) addict - the only healthful addiction known to man!
Way Things Ought To Be
We shot all morning, ran home, grabbed lunch and hustled back. It was during the war and gas rationing had cleared away the cars and turned the street into a field for stoop-ball, stick-ball, punch ball, roller hockey, association football, and starting the weekend after Halloween, Marble Season.
Late fall afternoons, with the sun dropping behind the Palisades, a quarter the length and all the width of 88th would be choked with boys sitting, bending, crouching, kneeling in the shadows, ignoring the evening chill and shooting marbles, while across the Atlantic U.S. troops were landing in North Africa, and across the Pacific, in Guadalcanal.
My father had taught me low-stakes, high-skill marble shooting. You curled your first finger to hold your oversized boulder, rested your first knuckle on the sidewalk and flicked your cocked thumb hard to knock a regular-sized marble out of a chalked circle. If you knocked it out, you won it; if you failed to knock it out, you forfeited one of your marbles into the center of the circle.
My father grew up in Hell's Kitchen during the days of gaslight, cobblestone streets, horse manure and one marble at a time. He taught me rules people no longer believed in and marble games kids no longer played. Marbles had evolved into a low skill high stakes game. To fit in, I had to give up shooting marbles the way he'd taught me and I had to give up obeying many of the rules he'd taught me too.
My friend, Blue Book, who kept mental stats on major league baseball and on everything that happened in our neighborhood, claimed that kids who played marbles were divided into either Shooters or Shopkeepers. The shopkeepers put their marble up against the curb for shooters to shoot at. The shooters shot.
He claimed that shooters were more adventurous, but less serious and that they had shorter attention spans. When shooters grew up, they turned into traveling salesmen, whereas kids who put marbles up against the curb ended up owning drug stores, dress shops and liquor stores.
"What about the kids who cut holes in the cigar boxes?" I asked.
"Banking," Blue Book said, nodding to himself. "Yup, banking!"
He had a tremendous sense of conviction and his forecasts always interested me, although once he started betting football games, I lost faith in their accuracy.
As spontaneously as it began, Marble Season ended the Saturday after Thanksgiving. Nobody set that day either but somehow we all knew when the season started, when it ended, and all the rules.
There's not that sense of order anymore - the way the rate of exchange was twenty for a nickel at Woolworth's, and the same when you bought four for a penny in a private transaction. The way the retail price of marbles, the width of the street and the average shooter's marble-shooting skills all fit together in one perfectly balanced system ? the invisible hand of Adam Smith extending down a hundred sixty years and across three thousand miles to 88th and West End Avenue.
(Originally published at AuthorsDen and reprinted with permission of the author, Herbert Lobsenz).
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