By Allan Sherman, +Barry Is The Baby's NameWe'll call him Barry, Barry.That'll be

By Allan Sherman, (parody of "Chim Chim Cheree" by Dick Van Dyke,from the

By Allan Sherman, "Eight Foot Two, Solid Blue"Last night I met a man

By Allan Sherman, +Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb, GrowGrow, Mrs. Goldfarb, fatter, fatter.Pile the potatoes

By Allan Sherman, +Hail To Thee, Fat PersonI would like to explain how

By Allan Sherman, +Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh(A Letter From Camp)Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh,Here

By Allan Sherman, +Here's To The CrabgrassHere's to the crabgrass,Here's to the mortgage,In

By Allan Sherman, +Hungarian Goulash No. 5If you like Hungarian food,They have a

By Allan Sherman, +I Can't DanceI can't dance.I can't dance.Besides, I'm two feet

By Allan Sherman, +Kiss of MyerDi-de-di-de-di-de-di. (di-de-di-de-di-de-di)Di-de-di-de-di-de-di. (di-de-di-de-di-de-di)Di-de-di-de-di-de-di. (di-de-di-de-di-de-di)Di-de-di-de-di-de-di. (di-de-di-de-di-de-di)The girls go crazy

By Allan Sherman, +Mexican Hat DanceOh Americans dance on a dance floor.And the

By Allan Sherman, My Aunt Minnie bought a mini-skirt,A mini-skirt,A mini-skirt.She's too skinny

By Allan Sherman, +No One's PerfectWe would now like to salute all of

By Allan Sherman, Plan ahead!Plan ahead!That's what the wise man said.Success is hard

By Allan Sherman, +Rat FinkF.I say F-I.F-I-N.F-I-N-K.Fink.F-I-N-K, fink, fink, fink, fink.R.I say R-A.R-A-T.R-A-T-T.Rat.R-A-T-T

By Allan Sherman, Fromdali!caesar.cs.montana.edu!ogicse!emory!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!microsoft!phillipgThu Dec 7 15:45:23 MST 1989Article 7149 of rec.humor:Path:dali!caesar.cs.montana.edu!ogicse!emory!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!microsoft!phillipg>From:

By Allan Sherman, +Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The

By Allan Sherman, (parody of "Spanish Flea" by Herb Alpert & The Tijuana

By Allan Sherman, Oh, I'm on the Drinking Man's Diet,It came from a

By Allan Sherman, +The Dropouts' March(No more pencils, no more books,No more teachers'

By Allan Sherman, This is the start of the Laarge Daark Aardvark Song.(bum-bum-bum-bum,

By Allan Sherman, +The Let's All Call Up AT&T And Protest To The

By Allan Sherman, +The Twelve Gifts of ChristmasOn the first day of Christmas,

By Allan Sherman, +When I Was A LadWhen I was a lad I

By Allan Sherman, +Won't You Come Home, DisraeliWhen Benjamin Disraeli was Prime Minister

By Allan Sherman, +You Went The Wrong Way, Old King LouieLouis the Sixteenth

By Allan Sherman, +Your Mother's Here To StayIt's very clear: your mother's here

By Allan Sherman, +You're Getting To Be A Rabbit With MeThough you once