My Aunt Minnie bought a mini-skirt,  A mini-skirt,  A mini-skirt.  She's too skinny for a mini-skirt.  Such a skinny creature  Shouldn't feature such a feature  But my old Aunt Minnie bought a mini-skirt  And all the fellas flirt.  Everybody's wise  To my Aunt Minnie's thighs  In her crazy mini-skirt.  She's thinking young,  She's thinking young.  She's thinking younger than the youngters she's among.  She's really cool, she's hip,  A gas, a trip.  She's the inspiration  For the Pepsi generation.  And she popped up later at a pop art show  A pop art show,  A pop art show.  What's she doin' at a pop art show?  Trading her Utrillo  For a plastic box of Brillo  For a painting of a can of lentil soup  She traded her Van Gogh  Then she took all her pop  And traded it for op  At that crazy pop art show.  She's thinking young,  She's thinking young.  She's thinking younger than the youngters she's among.  She's really cool, she's hip,  A gas, a trip.  She went to a happening  (And didn't know what's happening.)  And then she go-goed at a discotheque,  A discotheque,  A discotheque.  Uncle Morris was a nervous wreck.  Poor old Uncle Morris  Only lasted half a chorus.  But when Minnie go-goed at that discotheque,  The kids picked up her check.  Why they could hardly look  At how Aunt Minnie shook.  First they saw her do  Her wicked boogaloo,  And then they saw her swing  Her shaky shing-a-ling  At that crazy discotheque.  sallysally@usa.net