Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh,   Here I am at Camp Grenada   Camp is very entertaining   and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.      I went hiking with Joe Spivy   He developed poison ivy   You remember Leonard Skinner   He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.      All the counselors hate the waiters   And the lake has alligators   And the head coach wants no sissies   So he reads to us from something called Ulysses.      Now I don't want this should scare ya   But my bunkmate has malaria   You remember Jeffrey Hardy   They're about to organize a searching party.      Take me home, oh muddah fadduh, take me home, I hate Grenada   Don't leave me out in the forest where I might get eaten by a bear.   Take me home, I promise I will not make noise or mess the house with   other boys, oh please don't make me stay, I've been here one whole day.      Dearest fadduh, darling muddah,   How's my precious little bruddah?   Let me come home if ya miss me   I will even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me.      Wait a minute, it stopped hailing,   Guys are swimming, guys are sailing,   Playing baseball, gee that's better,   Muddah Fadduh kindly disregard this letter.