Harvey and Sheila   Harvey and Sheila   Harvey and Sheila   Oh the day they met.      Harvey and Sheila   Harvey and Sheila   Harvey and Sheila   No one will forget.      Harvey's a CPA   He works for IBM   He went to MIT   And got his PHD.      Sheila's a girl I know   At BBDNO   She works the PBX   And makes out the checks.      Then, came, one great day when,   Harvey took the elevator,   Sheila got in two floors later,   Soon they both felt they were falling,   Everyone heard Sheila calling,   "RING THE BELL"   But they fell,   Harv and Sheila fell in love.      Harvey and Sheila   Harvey and Sheila   Harvey and Sheila   Chose a wedding ring.      Harvey and Sheila   Harvey and Sheila   Harvey and Sheila   Married in the spring.      She shopped at A&P   He bought a used MG   They sat and watched TV   On their RCA.      Borrowed from HFC   Bought some AT&T   And on election day   Worked for JFK.      Then they went and got a    Charge-a-plate from R.H. Macy's   Bought a layette   Pink and lacey   Then they had twin baby girls   Both with dimples   Both with curls   One named Bea   One named Kay   Soon they joined the PTA.      Harvey and Sheila   Harvey and Sheila   Harvey and Sheila   Moved to west LA      Harvey and Sheila   Harvey and Sheila   Harvey and Sheila   Flew TWA      They bought a house one day   Financed by HFA   It had a swimming pool   Full of H2O      Traded their used MG   For a new XKE   Switched to the GOP   That's they way thing go.      Oh that Harvey he was really smart   He used his noodle   Sheila got a white French Poodle   Went to Europe with a VISA   Harvey's rich they say that he's a   VIP   This could be   Only in the USA.