Beautiful teamsters, please let me join   'Can't drive a truck, but I'm willing to loin   Beautiful teamsters, I love youse all   That's why I'm standing by your union hall      I would be proud to carry my load   Help all the drivers stuck by the road   Beautiful teamsters, driving by night   Pass on the left side but not on the right      Wouldst you would take me life would be sweet   Then I could eat where the truck drivers eat      Beautiful teamsters, I'll pay the dues   Give me the news that I'm now one of youse   Crossing state lines with no opposition   Thanks to the interstate commoice commission      Driving through sleet and blizzard and shower   Blocking each street at the peak of rush hour   Tossing big boxes into the air   Specially the ones that say, "Handle with care"      Beautiful teamsters, won't you take me   Or I'll go back to practicing brain soigery