[Lil' Kim]   .. My Aunt Dot   left a glock and some blood on my sheets   Told me clean the shit up, then she hit the streets   Even though I'm her niece, she copped me a piece   Wack-ass caliber, nickel-plated with the silencer   What? She don't know I like my guns pretty?   Like my boy Castor Troy with the twin-glizzies   I heard a knock at the door {*knock knock knock knock knock*}   To my surprise I saw these two familiar eyes   Who are you?      [Lil' Shanice]   Whattup? I'm Shanice, don't remember me?      [Lil' Kim]   She called me by my government name, Kimberly   Who sent you?      [Lil' Shanice]   My mom sent me; her name is Dottie   She packed a note in my knapsack along with a shottie      [Lil' Kim]   Hmmph, she was cute; and mad fly   She had the Prada knapsack, with the hat to match   Bavari hiking boots, with the mink bubblegoose   and I could see she was admiring my Minski suit   Then she handed me the note      [Lil' Shanice]   Here - read this      [Lil' Kim]   I just stared her up and down   cause I couldn't believe this - then I opened it   It said, "Bitches is out to get you;   your so-called friends, put a bomb in your Benz.   I'm on a mission now to do some harm to your friends.   They know where you live, so evacuate the crib.   And oh, the little girl, that's your cousin Shanice.   Since I can't be with her, I need you to babysit her.   Besides; she looks up to you - you're her idol -   and tomorrow is her first violin recital,    and she would be more than happy if you could take her.   Peace, my number's on the back of the paper, hit me later."   Damn.. what went wrong?    Can't we all just get along, and make hit songs?    Bitches all up in my ass like a thong   If this was a show, y'all hoes would get "gonged"   Cause if it's on, then it's on, bring it on   What the fuck you waitin for? C'mon, let's get it on   What? What's takin you so long? I got plans for the future   to bring back your head like Medusa      [Chorus: Lil' Kim (repeat 2X)]      Girls be actin stink, and mad funny   Y'all bitches bleed like me, on the monthly   Can't stand the pain then pop a "Humphrey"   I know it hurts.. (I'm killin y'all)      [Lil' Kim]   Uhhh, we in the Range in this fucked up weather   It's snowin and I'm tryin to put the whole shit together   How Laverne, she always wanted to be like me   and dress like me, and look like me   and Nicole, it's like she lived in my house   Askin me for money, day in - day out   And last but not least the grimiest one Tayesha   She planned it all, come to find out her name is Keisha   C'mon Shanice I'm takin you to my house in L. Conn.   (I wanna go with you!) Uhh, be quiet, and we'll get along fine      [Lil' Shanice]   C'mon please, I wanna be just like you   600 Mercedes, and 380's in my doll babies   Crazy baguettes in my barettes; and,   H-class rocks inside my baby G shop   Fuck Barney and Lambchops; I don't love them hoes!   But anything goes when it comes to bankrolls   Diamonds on my toes, X-and-O's   Versace hottie in designer clothes   Scoop Lil' Nique and Jus, then take 'em to Toys'R'Us   Make em spend they cheese then kick 'em out and take the bus   I'm the S-the-H-the-A-the-N-the-I-the-C-the-E   but all my friends call me Miss Little Queen Bee   What what? I like the green, know what I mean?   Ever seen The Professional? (uh-huh) Well I come cleaner      [Lil' Kim]   You know what? I like you; little big person   but rule number one - no cursin   Anyway, what you know about that?   You too young for that, when I was your age   I woulda got hung for that   Then I picked up the phone, to call my Aunt Dot   so she could fill me in a little more about the plot   Hmm.. nine-one-seven, eight-five-eight, two-one-two-two   "Hello?" Yo, what's the deal?   Why these bitches buggin out;    I mean, what's this all about?   "See it's sorta like what Tonya Harding did to Nancy   They don't want you to win no more   Soul Train they don't want you to attend no more   And I guess that's why, they ain't your friends no more   The other day, when I was comin out the grocery store   I saw the bitch Nicole in front of the salon next door"   For real? "Yup, then I choked the bitch out   At least one to the heart, tied up her hands and feet   Through her in my backseat,   then I dumped her on a dead-end street   The other two? Yeah they still linger   But don't you lift a finger, I'ma get 'em   so just pray I come home   and when we hang up, get rid of your phone"   Whoo! When Aunt Dot comes, oh brother   It's like five Bloody Mary's, one after another   Hmmph, she have you stressed, no wearin white, no sex   And when she get vexed, you guess what happens next   Cause them other two girls, that's still on the menu   is the reason why the story is to be continued..      [Chorus]