Plans made in the nursery   Can change the course of history   Remember that      Mummy's annoyed, says go and play   Don't show your face   Stay away all day   Shouldn't have done that      A small boy and his infantry   Marching around so naturally   Shouldn't have done that      Grows up and goes to school   Such a nice boy   Obeys all the rules   Mummy's proud of that      Leaves school to follow his ambition   Knows what he wants   To be a politician   Shouldn't have done that!