If you're ever in a jam, here i am!   If you're ever in a mess, S-O-S   If you ever feel so happy, you land in jail, Im your bail   It's friendship, friendship, just the perfect blendship   When other friendships have been forgot,   Ours will still be hot.   If you're ever in a tree, phone to me   If you're ever down a well, ring my bell   If you ever lose you teeth, and your out to dine...borrow mine   It's friendship, friendship, just the perfect blendship   When other friendships have been forgate   Our's will still be great   If they ever balck your eyes, put me wise   If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose   If they ever put a bullet though your brain...I'll complain   It's friendship, friendship, just the perfect blendship   When other friendships have been forgit   Our's will still be it.