Do you mind telling me what is on your head      Who is that   said George   Where are you?         Right behind you   said the voice   Look here      George looked and saw two eyes      Who are you   He asked the eyes   Are you a ghost      Huh, yes   The eyes replied   But I will have you call me Fred   I still want to know what is on your head      Oh, that   Said George   I'd forgotten about that   It is my hat I used when I was playing astronaut      Please take it off   Said Fred   It makes your voice sound off      So George took off the hat   Is that better   He asked      Much, much, much better   Fred replied   You have a nice voice   If you give it a chance   Maybe you'll get your choice      Thank you   Said George   Nobody ever told me that before      What brings you hear   Asked Fred   This is no place for a boy alone      Oh, but yes it is   Said George   What about you   Why are you here      It's a long story   Fred replied   Why don't you take off your pants and I'll tell you   But be brief with your briefs      I'm here to guard some treasure      Treasure   Where is that      Where you least expect it      The end