Mike Teavee      The most important thing   That we’ve ever learned   The most important we’ve learned   As far as children are concerned   Is never, never ever let them near    Your television set   Or better still, just don’t install   The idiotic thing at all      never, never let them   never, never let them       never, never let them    never, never let them      It rots the senses in the head!   It keeps imagination dead!   It clogs and clutters up the mind!   It makes a child so dull and blind!   So dull and blind, so dull and blind!      He can no longer understand   A fairytale, a fairyland!   A fairyland, a fairyland!   His brain becomes as soft as cheese   His thinking powers rust and freeze   He cannot think, he only sees!   He only sees, he only sees!      Regarding little Mike Teavee   We very much regret that we      regret that we       Shall simply have to wait and see   and see, wait and see, wait and   see, wait and see, wait and see       We very much regret that we   Shall simply have to wait and see   If we can get him back his height   But if we can’t-   It serves him right