I woke up late, put on my clothes   Took the wedding car to the liquor store.   I turned the G&F around   But it got stuck in my head, stuck in my head.      Jack's Lounge was a-callin' my name,   I had a beer or two or ten or nine.    I can't rightly recall at all    The score of the game.      I had a powerful thirst   It was hard even to see   Let alone chuckle at the honeymooners on TV.   You were nowhere around   So I broke down 'cause I thought you left me, baby.      But all this time you were drinking gin   In the private suites of the Comfort Inn.   When I finally recalled this valuable fact:   You really tried to leave me for real.   But I promise you, girl,   If it happens again,   I'll bring you back more gin.