She got out of the car with a cocaine nose and a nosejob   She wore her pants so tight, wasn't too bright   It doesn't matter much when you're a sight for sore eyes   And everybody's gonna have a good time      I look at girls all the time   I can't help it, it's a habit I've acquired   I need a woman's touch just a little too much   Too many good looking girls I wanna ask you all out      What's every good looking girl doing tonight?   'Cause I'm free and I got my bedroom keys      Move it baby   Shake it honey   Twiddle that thing   Twiddle it girl      Oh baby I get so excited   God damn I need a sex change      In the middle of the night   She wakes me up and then we do it one more time   We do it over and over and over and over and over and over...   And everybody's gonna have a good time      I look at girls all the time   I can't help it, it's a habit I've acquired   I need a woman's touch a little too much   Too many good looking girls I wanna ask you all out      What's every good looking girl doing tonight?   Take me I'm all the man you'll need   That's a promise      Alright baby, you got a backstage pass   Bet you wanna get up on that stage don't ya   I believe that's some star quality action happening   But let me tell you something   When you up on stage,   You gotta shake that thing   You gotta twirl that thing baby   When you up on stage   Light that thing on FIRE      WHOW!