If I stop combing my hair,    And I stop shaving my face.   Would you notice or care,    Would it just be a waste?   If I stop changing my clothes,   If I stop watching my weight.   Yeah, how far do I got to go?   Just what do I got to say?      I’m the invisible man…   Everybody shakes my hand but you,   I’m the invisible man…   But the only body I want is you.      I walk in slowly with grace,   I hit a couple home runs.   I stand right up in your face,   But I don't block out the sun.   So I go out on a limb,   I get all true blue and sincere,   But I don't show up on film.   I can't be seen in a mirror.      I’m the invisible man…   Everybody shakes my hand but you,   I’m the invisible man…   But the only body I want is you.      Someone sneaks in ladies locker rooms,    Put on their trunks chalk full of jewels.   I keep my hands where you can see them,    Any fool can see them,    Why can't you see them?   I know when I’m beat.   I know when to stay down.   You put floppy shoes on my feet,   And a big happy frown.      I’m the invisible man…   Try and catch me, If you can.   I’m right behind you, Here I am.   Everybody shakes my hand but you,   I’m the invisible man…   But the only body I want is you.