Well, the work whistle blew about a half past five o'clock   I saw the red light on the corner, man I never tried to stop   Got pulled over by a man in blue   He said, what the hell you tryin'a do?   I told him 'bout my baby, he let me go, thanks a lot      Got invited to a party at a high school Hollywood pool   There were women all around me, man I began to drool   I weighed the evidence at hand   I said, Girls you gotta understand   Since I met my baby, I've been livin' by the Golden Rule      Aw, there ain't nobody gonna make me shout   Ain't nobody gonna put me out   Ain't nobody gonna make me do   Like my sweet little Lisa does   Ain't nobody gonna make me sing   Make me do the wrong damn thing   I'm sinking my head in a cold, cold stream   Like my sweet little Lisa do      I was hauling out of Dallas, got pulled over by a debutante   She was playing with her gearshift   I was being kinda nonchalant   Said she'd take me up to her room   Keep me following with the Lorna Doones   I got a sweet sugar mama gonna give me everything I want      Cause ain't nobody gonna make me shout   Ain't nobody gonna put me out   Ain't nobody gonna make me do   Like my sweet little Lisa does   Ain't nobody gonna make me sing   Make me do the wrong damn thing   I'm sinking my head in a cold, cold stream   Like my sweet little Lisa do      Aw, ain't nobody gonna make me shout   Ain't nobody gonna put me out   Ain't nobody gonna make me do   Like my sweet little Lisa does   Ain't nobody gonna make me sing   Make me do the wrong damn thing   I'm sinking my head in a cold, cold stream   Like my sweet little Lisa do      (Repeat)