Do you remember a guy that's been   In such an early song   I've heard a rumour from Ground Control   Oh no, don't say it's true      They got a message from the Action Man   "I'm happy, hope you're happy too   I've loved all I've needed to love   Sordid details following"      The shrieking of nothing is killing    Just pictures of Jap girls in synthesis and I   Ain't got no money and I ain't got no hair   But I'm hoping to kick but the planet it's glowing      Ashes to ashes, funk to funky   We know Major Tom's a junkie   Strung out in heaven's high   Hitting an all-time low      Time and again I tell myself   I'll stay clean tonight   But the little green wheels are following me   Oh no, not again   I'm stuck with a valuable friend   "I'm happy, hope you're happy too"   One flash of light but no smoking pistol      I never done good things   I never done bad things   I never did anything out of the blue, woh-o-oh   Want an axe to break the ice   Wanna come down right now      Ashes to ashes, funk to funky   We know Major Tom's a junkie   Strung out in heaven's high   Hitting an all-time low      My mother said to get things done   You'd better not mess with Major Tom