Like to take a cement fix    Be a standing cinema    Dress my friends up just for show    See them as they really are    Put a peephole in my brain    Two New Pence to have a go   Like to be a gallery    Put you all inside my show      Andy Warhol looks a scream    Hang him on my wall    Andy Warhol, Silver Screen    Can't tell them apart at all      Andy walking, Andy tired    Andy take a little snooze    Tie him up when he's fast asleep    Send him on a pleasant cruise    When he wakes up on the sea    Sure to think of me and you    He'll think about paint and he'll think about glue   What a jolly boring thing to do      Andy Warhol looks a scream ....