Down at the arsenal    Where they keep the nerve gasses   Guarded day and night   By caged white Rabbits   Been sitting there for years   Now I'm gonna have at it   I cut trough the fence   Run right in and grab it   Go crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy      Now i got the mustard gas in my pocket,   climb on a tree on a branch and drop it   On a country club fullof saturday gathers,   so i can watch them die   chokin shakin in convulsion,   go crazy,crazy,crazy,crazy,crazy,crazy,crazy,crazy   Chemical Warfare   Chemical Warfare   Chemical Warfare    Warfare Warfare   Chemical Warfare   Chemical Warfare   Chemical Warfare   Warfare Warfare      Panic in the air   See the headless Chickens runnin'   Golf carts crash    Cracking head wide open   Scratch the grass   So mister you can't breathe   And roll and writhe   In a sandtrap starting to heave   Claw those clubs let me see you seethe   crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy      Chemical Warfare   Chemical Warfare   Chemical Warfare   Warfare Warfare   Chemical Warfare   Chemical Warfare   Chemical Warfare   Warfare Warfare      panic in the air   see the headless chickens runin   golf carts head on crashin   crackin heads wide open   scratch the grass,mister, you cant breath   and roll and whine in a sand trap   starting to heave,   Claw those clubs,lemme see you seethe,   crazy,crazy,crazy,crazy,crazy,crazy,crazy,crazy      yellow air   Yellow clouds   blowin' down down down the fairwar    Sensative to the touch   Movin' Down down the putting green   Blowin' straight for the big club house      Where the stuffed country club   Efferescent ladies so carefree   Relax pose by the pool   Limber limp   With a dry Martini   Until...      (ahh... what is going on?... )      Chemical warfare   Chemical warfare   Chemical Warfare   Warfare Warfare   Chemical Warfare   Chemical Warfare   Chemical Warfare   Warfare Warfare