country woman you really turn me on   toss me off when I'm toking a bong   I'll never leave you I'm going to stay   country woman wants her wicked way   I'll never leave you I'll suck your twat   cutest little ring piece that's where it's at      chorus   jesus I'm in love   jesus I'm in love   a gift sent from heaven    from the good lord up above >< 2      I met her on a pig farm   on the edge of the unknown   she wasn't good looking   but I had to take her home   her face was like a rhino   her body was blubber and fat   but when I looked between her cheeks   I knew that's where it's at   country woman blues      chorus