We got a bucket of Coronas,   Enough stories to last all night,   About the trials and tribulations,   Of findin' Mr. Right:   Of findin' a good man.      Here's to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters;   To the Momma's boys who can't make a stand.   Here's to the superficial players;   The "I love ya" too-soon-sayers;   If you hear me girls, raise your hand:   Let's have a toast:   Here's to findin' a good man.      Blind dates an' horror stories;   Pushy gals and fast movers.   Let's dedicate this girl's night out,   To big-talkers; bad losers,   It's so hard findin' a good man.      Here's to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters;   To the Momma's boys who can't make a stand.   Here's to the superficial players;   The "I love ya" too-soon-sayers;   If you hear me girls, raise your hand:   Let's have a toast:   Here's to findin' a good man.      Julie, I know you want perfection;   Angie, you want a listener.   Lisa, your list is gettin' long,   And girls, you know me:I just want a good kisser.      Here's to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters;   To the Momma's boys who can't make a stand.   Here's to the superficial players;   The "I love ya" too-soon-sayers;   If you hear me girls, raise your hand:   Let's have a toast;   Let's have a toast:   Here's to findin' a good man.      Here's to findin' a good man.   Here's to findin' a good man.