(Redd Stewart)      I know a boy who knows a girl   She is so in love   She wants him for he's all the things   That she's been dreamin' of.      She wants to share a kiss with him   But he's too shy to dare   For he's just four and she's just three   And that's a sad affair.      Everytime she looks at him   With eyes so big and blue   He always looks the other way   And she don't know what to do.      For he is such a perfect doll   With blond and curly hair   But he's just four and she's just three   And that's a sad affair.      Soda pop and bubble gum   She brings him by the score   Lots of candy kisses too   He couldn't ask for more.      But he's a rough-tough cowboy   And for girls he just don't care   For he's just four and she's just three   And that's a sad affair.      --- Instrumental ---      She always follows him around   Next door and back again   If she can't be his lady fair   She'll be his indienne.      'Cause she just wants to be with him   No matter where or when   For he's her great big hero   And that's a sad affair.      She's given up her paper dolls   And now she totes a gun   'Cause that's the way he likes to play   So she pretends it's fun.      For him she'd do most anything   But he's so unaware   For he's just four and she's just three   And that's a sad affair.      When the rain comes pourin' down   And they must be apart   It doesn't bother him at all   But it almost breaks her heart.      She's just content to tag along   And hopes someday he'll care   But he's just four and she's just three   And that's a sad affair...      Yes, he's just four and she's just three   And that's a sad affair...